But wait, there's more! Apparently, Van Halen has reunited...with Sammy Hagar. Well, I guess it's better than reuniting with Gary Cherone, but I was hoping they'd patch things up with David Lee Roth. Not that they could come close to matching what they did in their heyday of 1978-84, but it would be fun to see, wouldn't it? Still, DLR isn't totally hiding in the shadows, even if it isn't by his own choosing. Sho' nuff, he's doing a cameo on "The Sopranos" this weekend. Well, I guess it beats "Yes, Dear." Sorry, Kevin Smith.

I love it when the Brits get serious about their cliches. Well, at the end of the day, it's not rocket science, to be honest with you.

It's a bad week for groins around the world, as evidenced here and here. Yowch.