California is the place to be right now. Arnold Schwarzenegger is running for governor, as is Gary Coleman, Gallagher (you know, the guy who smashes watermelons for a living), two porn stars, and Arianna Huffington. I hope C-SPAN carries some of those debates. There should be some lively political discourse going on: "Hasta la vista, Coleman." "Whatchoo talking 'bout, Terminator?"

If Arnold wins, and he just might, the speeches alone will be worth it.