Friday, May 30, 2025

Stuck In Thee Garage #582: May 30, 2025

This week on Stuck In Thee Garage, I'm seeing double with songs about twins in hour 2, in addition to new hotness from the Lemonheads, Pile, the Thalia Zedek Band and Pulp in hour 1. Just like on Breaking Bad, be patient and the job will come to you.


Sharpen your axe:

Hour 1

Artist - Song/Album

The Lemonheads - Deep End/Single

Pile - Born at Night/Sunshine and Balance Beams

Thalia Zedek Band - Disarm/The Boat Outside Your Window

Stereolab - Vermona F Transistor/Instant Holograms on Metal Film

Pulp - Got to Have Love/More

Preoccupations - Panic/Ill at Ease

(T-T_b - Julian/Beautiful Extension Cord

Car Seat Headrest - The Catastrophe (Good Luck with That, Man)/The Scholars

TVOD - Mud/Party Time

Pretty Rude - The Caller/Ripe

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets - Weird World Awoke/Carpe Diem, Moonman

Momma - Last Kiss/Welcome to My Blue Sky

The Convenience - Never Became a Dancer/Like Cartoon Vampires

Viagra Boys - Dirty Boyz/Viagr Aboys


Hour 2: Twins

The Pains of Being Pure at Heart - Twins/Perfect Right Now: A Slumberland Collection 2008-2010

The Cure - Siamese Twins/Pornography

Smashing Pumpkins - Geek USA/Siamese Dream

Pinecones - Apocalypse Twin/Sings for You Now

Deerhoof - Twin Killers/The Runners Four

Melkbelly - Twin Lookin Motherfucker/Nothing Valley

Metric - Clone/Synthetica

Faye Webster - Vanishing Twin/Good Music to Avert the Collapse of American Democracy, Vol. 2

Parliament - Children of Production (live)/Tear the Roof Off 1974-1980

The Futureheads - Jekyll/POWERS

Mclusky - Day of Deadringers/Mclusky Do Dallas

Fu Manchu - Clone of the Universe/Clone of the Universe

Elvis Costello - My Science Fiction Twin/Brutal Youth

Wyatt Blair - Alter Ego/Point of No Return

Bread Pilot - Twin Lakes/New to You

Marnie Stern - Clone Cycle/This is It and I Am It and You Are It and So Is That and He Is It and She Is It and It Is It and That Is That


Double your pleasure by cranking up the show twice!

Monday, May 26, 2025

Unsung: Let's Get Physical

Unsung is a feature in which I take a look at a pop culture phenomenon (be it music, TV, literary, whatever) that has been forgotten or underappreciated. In this installment, I look at the compact disc and its rollercoaster ride from dominant music format to obsolescence.

A few weeks ago, I wrote in this space about the audio cassette and its interesting journey over the decades. Today I'm doing the same with the compact disc, which emerged in the early '80s and by the end of that decade was the dominant music format before MP3s came along.

Vinyl and cassettes were the big formats throughout the '60s and '70s, but in 1970, American inventor James T. Russell was granted a patent for the first system to record digital media on a photosensitive plate. Sony and Philips both developed prototypes in the late '70s for a disc that is read using a laser. The LaserDisc was introduced in 1978 by Philips, Pioneer and movie studio MCA under the amazing name DiscoVision for movies and other video presentations like concert recordings; somehow, DiscoVision didn't stick as a name but LaserDisc did. The discs themselves were the size of 12-inch vinyl records and offered superior video quality, but the VHS, which was introduced two years earlier, was the video format that caught on with consumers. It was less expensive and the videocassette recorder (VCR) made it easy to record TV programs.

Meanwhile, Sony and Phillips designed a new digital audio disc using the LaserDisc technology. The compact disc was introduced in 1982 and was marketed as the height of audio for consumers who wanted a better listening experience than the record or cassette could offer. It was also much smaller than a record and initially touted as resistant to scratches or breaking, although both of those were false claims

It took a few years to catch on. When I got to college in the fall of 1985, most of us were still listening to records and/or cassettes. My RA still had an 8-track player in his room. But my friend Rob was the first person I knew to have a CD player. And he remained the only one all the way through college. 

I was hesitant to start buying another format that required another player, so I stuck with buying new vinyl and taping them onto cassettes for the time being.

But CDs were definitely making headway. I remember a lot of noise in 1987 when the Beatles began reissuing their albums on CD with remastered audio. People started to replace albums they already owned with CDs. When I graduated from college in 1989, my dad gave me my first CD player as well as some huge-ass speakers to go with them. The first CDs I bought were appropriately random: Joe Jackson's I'm the Man, The Cult's Sonic Temple and the soundtrack to the Who's The Kids Are Alright. 

I was still buying vinyl, but I could see that CDs were starting to take over. I had been using my dad's old turntable to that point, but I decided to get a new one while they were still around and affordable.

CDs were still more expensive than the other formats at that point, so I would look for sales. I had started working in Peabody, Mass., after graduation and there was a little video store that also sold CDs for $8 a pop, so I would pick up stuff there. And the now-defunct department store Lechmere would also have good deals. In 1990, I discovered stores like Rockit Records in Saugus and the Record Exchange in Salem that would sell used CDs for cheaper prices; they were also good places to find hard-to-find promo discs and imports that radio DJs would unload. 

Eventually, I just started buying only CDs. Although the cars I drove still only had cassette decks, so I would continue my habit of taping albums for use in the car and in a Walkman. Sony developed a portable CD player called the Discman in 1984, although it didn't really catch on in the U.S. until the '90s; with a cassette converter, you could use the Discman in the car. Another development was the advent of the CD burner, which allowed you to duplicate CDs or make mixes using blank CD-Rs.

The CD had a stronghold on music media sales throughout the '90s until the emergence of MP3 file sharing in 1999, when Napster and other peer-to-peer service sprung up on the internet and allowed music fans to share (or steal, depending on your point of view) vast amounts of music from like-minded folks who had figured out how to rip the songs from their CDs into MP3 files. Sure, the audio quality was often shitty (or at least not as good as CDs) and the files were often mislabeled, but it introduced an entire generation (since a lot of Napster users were often college campuses, where they could take advantage of high-speed internet to enable faster downloading) to the joys of not paying for music. The record labels sued and eventually got Napster and its ilk shut down, but by the time this happened, the digital genie was out of the bottle. Sales of recorded music (mostly CDs) dropped by 50% from 1999 to 2009. Apple introduced the iTunes store and the iPod in the early '00s as a way to get music fans enthused about legal MP3s, but that didn't help CD sales.

But the real death knell for the CD came via audio streaming services like Spotify and Apple Music, which allowed users to access to a huge catalog of music using their phone wherever and whenever they wanted, thanks to the prevalence of high-speed internet and Wifi. Vinyl has made a comeback with hipsters and fans of huge artists like Taylor Swift and Adele, who offer special vinyl editions of their albums with bonus tracks. You can still find CDs at music stores, but the selection is much smaller than it used to be. 

CD players are also pretty scarce. When I was putting together an old-school component stereo system for my daughter Lily a few years ago, the CD player I bought her was a $30 DVD player that also plays CDs (I had to ask a clerk at Best Buy to find me one; it was located in a tiny corner of the store and barely noticeable). And the CD player I use is an old 5-disc DVD player that we used to have in our living room.

One thing that has diminished since CDs declined in popularity was the album. The CD was the last dominant album format; indeed, there are certain albums that only make sense on CD (see Steven Hyden's great post on this topic). There are more albums released than ever thanks to the ease of the internet, but many music fans rarely listen to albums in their entirety now. Streaming allows them to pick and choose their favorite songs and skip or ignore the ones they don't like or care about. It's so easy to make playlists that you can only hear the songs you want to hear at any given time.

As I mentioned in the cassette post, I primarily listen to music on MP3 because I use them to put together my weekly radio show. I'll still occasionally buy vinyl, but rarely anything new since those tend to be overpriced. It's the same with CDs. I'll usually only get them if I'm in a record store with a good used CD section and I find something I don't have for under $10. I've also revisited something I was doing several years, which is going to my local library to borrow CDs I don't have. You can also find cheap CDs on Amazon.

When we have long road trips in the car, I'll often break out a selection of CDs for the ride. I still have just about all the CDs I've purchased over the years, so it can be fun to revisit things I haven't listened to in a long time. The CD wasn't perfect, but it has gotten a bum rap over the years. There's also something to having physical media that won't disappear at the whim of a record company or studio conglomerate.

Friday, May 23, 2025

Stuck In Thee Garage #581: May 23, 2025

There isn't enough time in the day to get everything done. And sometimes that leads to little details getting missed. Case in point: When I was putting this week's Stuck In Thee Garage episode together, I thought I had an extra 1:30 left at the end and added another song. But as I was going through the voiceovers, I realized I left one out and had to go back and redo everything. In my haste to get the episode done, I forgot to remove the song I'd added, which is why there's this gloriously weird mashup of Mudhoney's "Check Out Time" and Beastie Boys' "Time for Livin'" at the very end of the show (in which I played songs about time in hour 2). That's what happens when the Tick Tock Man is getting on your case. 


And right on time, here's the playlist:

Hour 1
Artist - Song/Album
Psychedelic Porn Crumpets - Incubator (V2000)/Carpe Diem, Moonman
CIVIC - The Hogg/Chrome Dipped
Pretty Rude - Things I Do/Ripe
TVOD - Car Wreck/Party Time
Guerilla Toss - Psychosis is Just a Number/Single
(T-T)b - Bug on the Ceiling/Beautiful Extension Cord
HotWax - Strange to Be Here/Hot Shock
Car Seat Headrest - Devereaux/The Scholars
Momma - Ohio All the Time/Welcome to My Blue Sky
The Convenience - Waiting for a Train/Like Cartoon Vampires
Shark? - TNT/A Simple Life
Preoccupations - Andromeda/Ill at Ease
Mclusky - Kafka-esque Novelist Franz Kafka/The World is Still Here and So Are We
Chime Oblivion - The Mythomaniac/Chime Oblivion
Daniel Romano - Even If It's Obscure/Single
Mekons - Private Defense Contractor/Horror

Hour 2: Time
Joe Jackson - Got the Time/I'm the Man
U2 - Another Time, Another Place/Boy
The Creation - Makin' Time/We Are Paintermen
A.C. Newman - The Battle for Straight Time/The Slow Wonder
Broken Social Scene - Cause=Time/Live at KVRX
Jarvis Cocker - Don't Let Him Waste Your Time/Jarvis
Constantines - Time Can Be Overcome/Kensington Heights
Matthew Sweet - Time Capsule/Altered Beast
Dinosaur Jr. - Been There All the Time/Beyond
Living Colour - Time's Up/Time's Up
Iron Maiden - Caught Somewhere in Time/Somewhere in Time
Minutemen - The Politics of Time/Double Nickels on the Dime
The Clash - Armagideon Time/B-side of London Calling single
Mudhoney - Check-Out Time/Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge (mashed up with Beastie Boys - Time for Livin'/Check Your Head)



Tuesday, May 20, 2025

Completely Conspicuous 656: The Battle of Evermore

Part 4 of my conversation with guest Phil Stacey as we crown the winner of a March Madness-style tournament featuring our favorite rock artists. Listen to the episode below or download directly (right click and "save as").

Show notes:

  • Round 3 begins
  • The Smiths vs. Led Zeppelin
  • James Brown vs. Rush
  • Rolling Stones vs. The Cure
  • The Clash vs. The Police
  • U2 vs. The Replacements
  • The Who vs. Talking Heads
  • Tom Petty vs. Neil Young
  • The Beatles vs. David Bowie
  • Round 4
  • The Final Four
  • The Championship

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The opening and closing theme of Completely Conspicuous is "Theme to Big F'in Pants" by Jay Breitling. Voiceover work is courtesy of James Gralian.

Friday, May 16, 2025

Stuck In Thee Garage #580: May 16, 2025

A wise man once said, "Tha streetz is a mutha." That dude wasn't telling lies. Things are getting really crazy out there. This week on Stuck In Thee Garage, I played songs about streets in hour 2, as well as new music from Lawn, Car Seat Headrest, Daniel Romano and The Convenience in hour 1. It'll hit you hard like an old friend in a crosswalk.


This playlist is street legal:

Hour 1

Artist - Song/Album

Lawn - Sports Gun/Single

Car Seat Headrest - True/False Lover /The Scholars

Shark? - King of the Chaff/A Simple Life

Viagra Boys - You N33d Me/Viagr Aboys

Mclusky - Cops and Coppers/The World is Still Here and So Are We

PUP - Needed to Hear It/Who Will Look After the Dogs?

Daniel Romano - Sweet Dew of the Kingdom/Even If It's Obscure

The Convenience - I Got Exactly What I Wanted/Like Cartoon Vampires

Momma - Rodeo/Welcome to My Blue Sky

Lambrini Girls - Special Different/Who Let the Dogs Out

Scowl - Cellophane/Are We All Angels

Jeanines - On and On/How Long Can It Last

Daily Worker - Delmar Overload/Field Holler

Preoccupations - Sken/Ill at Ease

Model/Actriz - Audience/Pirouette

Friend of a Friend - Moonlight/Desire!

Lunchbox - Letter from Overend/Evolver (2025 Vinyl Edition)

Tunde Adebimpe - God Knows/Thee Black Boltz


Hour 2: Streetz

METZ - Entwined (Street Light Buzz)/Up On Gravity Hill

Superchunk - Rainy Streets/Here's to Shutting Up

Beeef - Street Signs/Somebody's Favorite

Bloodshot Bill and King Khan - Tandoori Street/Tandoori Knights

Kristin Hersh - Constance Street/Clear Pond Road

The Cure - Fascination Street/Disintegration

Girls Against Boys - Park Avenue/Freak*On*Ica

PUP - Cul-De-Sac/PUP

Lou Reed - Dirty Blvd./New York

Ween - Joppa Road/Chocolate & Cheese

Pavement - Shady Lane/Brighten the Corners

Ted Leo - Lonsdale Road/The Hanged Man

Courtney Barnett - Rae Street/Things Take Time, Take Time

The Pursuit of Happiness - The Downward Road (Revisited)/The Downward Road

David Lee Roth - Tobacco Road/Eat 'Em and Smile

Rancid - Hoover Street/Life Won't Wait

Titus Andronicus - On the Street/An Obelisk


Take it to the streets RIGHT HERE! 

Wednesday, May 14, 2025

Completely Conspicuous 655: Bracketology

Part 3 of my conversation with guest Phil Stacey as we wrap up the second round of a March Madness-style tournament featuring our favorite rock artists. Listen to the episode below or download directly (right click and "save as").

Show notes:

  • Round 2 forced some difficult choices
  • The Smiths vs. Spoon
  • Led Zeppelin vs. Prince
  • James Brown vs. Queens of the Stone Age
  • Rush vs. Allman Brothers Band
  • Rolling Stones vs. Beastie Boys
  • The Cure vs. The Afghan Whigs
  • The Tragically Hip vs. The Clash
  • The Police vs. Mark Lanegan
  • Stevie Wonder vs. U2
  • Sonic Youth vs. The Replacements
  • The Who vs. Beck
  • Talking Heads vs. Dinosaur Jr.
  • Tom Petty vs. Pixies
  • Neil Young vs. Steely Dan
  • Van Halen vs. Beatles
  • Pearl Jam vs. David Bowie
  • Next: The final two rounds

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The opening and closing theme of Completely Conspicuous is "Theme to Big F'in Pants" by Jay Breitling. Voiceover work is courtesy of James Gralian.

Sunday, May 11, 2025

Unsung: Home Taping is Killing Music

Unsung is a feature in which I take a look at a pop culture phenomenon (be it music, TV, literary, whatever) that has been forgotten or underappreciated. In this installment, I look at the rise of the audio cassette and its impact on the music industry.

There have been many audio formats that consumers have used to enjoy music over the years. Digital audio streaming is currently the most popular and convenient format, but vinyl records, 8-track tapes, compact discs and digital audio files like MP3s and WAVs have all had their moments. I mainly use MP3s and streaming these days, but I still have a ton of records, CDs and cassettes that I've acquired since the late '70s. They all hold sentimental value for me, but I have a lot of love for the cassette, which played a huge role in my growth as a music fan.

The Compact Cassette, as it was initially called, was invented the Dutch company Philips and first released in August 1963. The cassettes contain two miniature spools, between which magnetically coated tape is passed and wound; they're enclosed in a small case. The audio cassette as we know it is essentially a miniaturized version of the reel-to-reel audio tape first developed in the 1920s. Engineers improved the audio fidelity in the 1940s and reel-to-reel recorders were used by major recording studios; less expensive recorders were sold for use in homes and schools, as well as for business dictation. My dad actually bought one in the late '60s and would record some audio of us kids goofing. I still have it and one of these days I'll see if it still works.

Anyway, once the compact cassette was released, it became popular with consumers for its portability and ease of use. I highly recommend the book High Bias: The Distorted History of the Cassette Tape by Marc Masters for an interesting look at how cassettes were developed and how they became popular and in some small pockets, still remain so.

As for me, I was too young to experience the popularity of the 8-track tape, which around from the mid-1960s to the 1980s. It was bulkier than the compact cassette and was mainly used in cars; it could play continuously in an endless loop and did not have to be ejected or flipped to play the full tape, but you couldn't rewind it. 

I became aware of cassettes through my dad, who would sometimes play them on a small Panasonic mini-boom box. When disco was getting popular in the late '70s, I remember him bringing home a few mix tapes of disco hits that a work buddy of his had made. Around 1979, I got a clock radio that had a built-in cassette deck, so I would buy cheap 3-packs of blank tapes and make crappy mix tapes of songs I liked off the radio. The audio quality was shit, but I loved those old tapes, especially when we moved a few years later to a city in Washington state that was lacking in quality radio stations. I used to listen to those old tapes all the time.

It was 1982 when I bought my first Sony Walkman, which had been introduced a few years earlier and was revolutionizing the personal audio space. Now people could listen to their music anywhere. I wasn't rollerblading with it or anything like in the commercials, but I definitely brought it to school to drown out everybody else. (Here's a post I did a while back about the different audio devices I'd purchased over the years.)

I didn't typically buy pre-recorded cassettes; I preferred to buy music on vinyl and later CD and then record it on cassette to listen to in a Walkman or the car. I also enjoyed making mix tapes for personal use (as well to give to friends).

Not everybody was thrilled about the advent of cassette recorders. In 1981, the British Phonographic Industry (BPI) launched a campaign called Home Taping is Killing Music, which argued that the rise of home taping would eat into record sales. The logo had a Jolly Roger pirate flag in the shape of a cassette with crossbones and the words "And It's Illegal." It turned out to be for naught, as it was parodied by many artists and indeed, record sales continued to rise. 

Meanwhile, taping or bootlegging of concerts was more of a trend than taping off the radio or from friends' collections. Bands like the Grateful Dead would create dedicated areas for tapers and it was common to find classified ads for bootleg concert tapes in music magazines; I contacted and received a list of available tapes from a bootlegger who had put an ad in Circus magazine, but I never actually ordered anything from it. A bootlegger used to set up in the student union building at UNH selling cassettes when I was a student there; I bought a version of Prince's then-unreleased Black Album.

If anything, the cassette increased interest in music instead of the BPI's alarmist claims. Similar concerns were raised in the early 1980s by the Motion Picture Association of America about the advent of the videocassette recorder and in the early 2000s by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) about CD burning. 

Of course, the audio format that really did major damage to the music industry was the MP3. As Napster and then other peer-to-peer file sharing networks emerged in the late '90s/early '00s, CD sales took a nosedive and sales of recorded music dropped by 50% from 1999 to 2009. Even though the RIAA and the major labels led the charge against Napster, forcing it to shut down in 2001, the damage had been done and the genie was out of the proverbial bottle. Apple launched the iTunes store in 2003 as a way to sell music files and other services followed suit, but the sale of recorded music never returned to previous levels.

As high-speed internet and WiFi became commonplace, Spotify and other streaming audio services made it affordable for users to have access to a huge catalog of music via their cellphones. And that's where things stand today. You can still buy CDs and records of new albums (as well as some cassettes), but it's more of a hipster trend than anything else. I still use MP3s because I put together my radio show with them and I still like to own music, but I think I'm in the minority; I refuse to pay for Spotify but my daughters do and listen to it constantly. I buy vinyl on occasion, but mostly older used stuff. I still love going to a record store and combing through the stacks for cool albums.

As for cassettes, I still have pretty much all the tapes I made in the '80s and '90s, but right now I have nothing to play them on. I bought a used tape deck from someone off Craigslist about 15 years ago but it crapped out after a few years. Plus my old Walkman that I bought around the turn of the millennium doesn't work anymore, either. I want to buy a new deck but they're expensive, so I'm keeping an eye out for a good deal. Also, I was driving an old 1996 Explorer that had a tape deck in it, but that died about seven years ago, so no more tapes in the car.

Those were my favorite times with cassettes, driving around listening to a kick-ass mix I made. I have great memories of bombing around the North Shore in the early '90s, driving to interview someone for an article or going to a party, cranking the tuneage. Not quite like Wayne, Garth and pals, but pretty close. Long live the cassette!

Friday, May 09, 2025

Stuck In Thee Garage #579: May 9, 2025

Much is made about the insanity of the world right now, and with good reason. It's good to remember that things have always been crazy, although it's ratcheted up now. It was pretty nuts in the year 2000: post-Y2K, pre-9/11, Napster was blowing up and then blown up. This week on Stuck In Thee Garage, I played songs from the year 2000 in hour 2 (after playing new hotness from Model/Actriz, Blondshell and Melvins in hour 1). In 2000, the biggest thing these guys were worrying about was the location of their car.


Dude, here's my playlist:

Hour 1

Artist - Song/Album

Model/Actriz - Vespers/Pirouette

PUP - No Hope/Who Will Look After the Dogs?

Mclusky - People Person/The World is Still Here and So Are We

Viagra Boys - Uno II/Viagr Aboys

Blondshell - T&A/If You Asked for a Picture

Preoccupations - Ill at Ease/Ill at Ease

Friend of a Friend - Beautiful Ppl/Desire!

Ekko Astral - Pomegranate Tree/Pink Balloons: Popped EP

Lunchbox - Gravity/Evolver (2025 Vinyl Edition)

Melvins - King of Rome/Thunderball

Bob Mould - Breathing Room/Here We Go Crazy

Crime Oblivion - And Again/Chime Oblivion

Rude Television - Emphasis/I Want to Believe

Tunde Adebimpe - Pinstack/Thee Black Boltz

Dean Wareham - New World Julie/That's the Price of Loving Me

Mekons - Surrender/Horror

Cameron Keiber - Never Let Me Go/Nurser


Hour 2: 2000

Outkast - B.O.B./Stankonia

The Hives - Main Offender/Veni Vidi Vicious

Rollins Band - Get Some Go Again/Get Some Go Again

PJ Harvey - Kamikaze/Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea

Sleater-Kinney - You're No Rock N' Roll Fun/All Hands on the Bad One

Pedro the Lion - A Mind of Her Own/Winners Never Quit

At the Drive-In - Rolodex Propaganda/Relationship of Command

Hot Snakes - Salton City/Automatic Midnight

Queens of the Stone Age - Leg of Lamb/Rated R

The New Pornographers - Execution Day/Mass Romantic

The Tragically Hip - The Bastard/Music@Work

The Twilight Singers - King Only/Twilight as Played by the Twilight Singers

Radiohead - Everything in Its Right Place/Kid A

Modest Mouse - Tiny Cities Made of Ashes/The Moon and Antarctica

Elliott Smith - Son of Sam/Figure 8

Yo La Tengo - Cherry Chapstick/And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside-Out


Rock in the year 2000 RIGHT HERE!

Sunday, May 04, 2025

Unsung: Just Like Punk, Except It's Cars

Unsung is a feature in which I take a look at a pop culture phenomenon (be it music, TV, literary, whatever) that has been forgotten or underappreciated. In this installment, I take a look at early '90s Gen X marketing.

Generational marketing strategies have always had a certain amount of bullshit to them. It's kind of ridiculous to think that an entire generation of people would respond to the same themes and calls to action. Advertising really took off in the 1960s, '70s and '80s with the Baby Boomer generation, especially as they had more money to spend. 

As a member of so-called Generation X (people born between 1965 and 1980), I grew up watching an inordinate amount of television and seeing an onslaught of commercials. We didn't have ad-free streaming services, so when we watched a show or sporting event, we typically just sat through the commercials. Now it's a lot easier to avoid ads, except when you're watching local stations or live events. 

It definitely became noticeable when advertisers started to market to my generation when we became adults in the early '90s, especially as terms like Gen X were adopted, grunge became a thing and Madison Avenue became convinced that we were all slackers who wore flannel shirts and ripped jeans and didn't have a clue about what we wanted to do with our lives. And sure, there were people like that, but some of us were also career-driven professionals who had goals and aspirations.

So it was amusing to see some of the lame attempts to sell shit to us. Here's a few notable commercials that stood out to me.

'This Car is Like Punk Rock!'

Thanks to YouTube, we can go back watch early commercials featuring actors who went on to become familiar faces. Jeremy Davies (whose given name was Jeremy Boring) started out with appearances in the early '90s on General Hospital and The Wonder Years, but in 1993, he starred in a commercial for Subaru, comparing the Impreza to punk rock. He's wearing a baggy jacket and pants and a Cobain-esque striped shirt, pontificating on the inherent punkness of a crappy hatchback: "This car's all about reminding you and me what's great about a car, and moving forward, and making cars better and less disappointing. Just like punk, except it's cars." Sure, pal. I remember seeing the ad a few times and thinking about how dumb and obvious it was. No disrespect to Davies, who went on to appear in Saving Private Ryan and have great roles on LOST and Justified, two of my favorite shows. But I could picture some ad copywriter in his mid-50s thinking he was onto something with this punk rock thing, even though grunge and punk were not the same thing and clearly buying a Subaru was not remotely related to punk. I can only imagine what the guys in Fugazi thought about this bunk. It's fun to look back at, though.

'Things Are Going to be OK'

History is littered with the debris of soft drinks that came and went. In 1993, Coca-Cola tried to appeal to apathetic Gen Xers with a new beverage called OK Soda that was marketed with ironic ads that emphasized its "OK-ness." Trying to be cool by pretending to not give a shit about the product, Coke focused more on the marketing than the drink itself, which its own ads said tasted like "carbonated tree sap." It was supposedly similar to an orange soda mixed with Coke and it didn't sell well. The ads were oh-so-clever and hip, talking about "OK-ness," but they didn't resonate with anyone, let alone with the 20somethings they were going after. The cans had bleak packaging with drawings of glum-looking young people who couldn't care less if you liked the drink, and featured dour slogans like "What's the point of OK Soda? Well, what's the point of anything?" The underlying message of the ads was "Things are going to be OK," but ultimately they weren't for OK Soda, which was test-marketed in nine cities and was a huge flop.

'Obey Your Thirst'

Coca-Cola had better luck in 1994 with its "Obey Your Thirst" campaign for the lemon-lime beverage Sprite. The ads targeted African-American consumers with hip-hop-themed ads featuring NBA stars Grant Hill and Kobe Bryant and cool artists like Nas, LL Cool J and A Tribe Called Quest. One from 1996 featured three street ballers making a soda commercial, who when they screw up a take are revealed to be English thespians, with the lead saying, "Don't talk to me like a child. I played Hamlet at Cambridge." Then "Image is Nothing. Thirst is Everything" flashes on the screen, followed by a voiceover that says, "Trust your gut, not some actor." Sprite continued with the campaign until 2006, and has revived it a few times since.

'Save a Buck or Two'

One of the more '90s developments was the advent of services like 1-800-COLLECT. After AT&T's monopoly on collect calling was broken up in 1993, MCI made a big splash into the collect-calling market by launching 1-800-COLLECT, which would allow users to place collect calls at a cheaper rate than AT&T; of course, the person you were calling was still on the hook for the call. MCI rolled out a huge marketing blitz with commercials featuring celebrities like Phil Hartman, Wayne Knight, Mr. T. and Arsenio Hall, but some of the more memorable ads from 1994 featured SNL star David Spade and the great Larry "Bud" Melman, who rose to fame as a comic foil on David Letterman's late-night shows. Spade was known for his snarky personality and certainly brought that to the fore in the ads, which presented him as an irreverent and sarcastic/annoying Gen Xer (which of course he was). I never used the service and didn't know anyone who did, but the ads were on constantly. Most of the service's users were on pay phones, which were also prominently featured in the ads. But by the early 2000s, the burgeoning popularity of cell phones and declining use of pay phones led to the end of the ads, although the service is still operational, despite the fact that MCI isn't a thing anymore.

'Los Angeles, Start Your VCRs'

Beer commercials have always been a staple of TV advertising, and in the '90s, Bud Light began a regional campaign called Bud Light Spotlight in different markets around the country, focusing on "real" Bud Light drinkers in local bars. I never saw this at the time, but the Los Angeles market got a grunge-themed ad that is so cringeworthy and amazing. It features a long-haired Evan Dando wannabe who's singing "I just want a Bud Light" while one of the women he's with breathily describes how drinking a BL makes her feel good all over. It's something, that's for sure. I'd love to see a follow-up ad in 2025 that catches up with these three, just to see what they look like now. 

Friday, May 02, 2025

Stuck In Thee Garage #578: May 2, 2025

Winning isn't everything, but it's pretty cool. This week on Stuck In Thee Garage, I played songs about winning in hour 2 and hot new numbers from PUP, Mclusky, Viagra Boys and Wet Leg in hour 1. On your marks, get set, go!


This playlist is off to a good start:

Hour 1

Artist - Song/Album

PUP - Get Dumber (feat. Jeff Rosenstock)/Who Will Look After the Dogs?

Mclusky - Chekhov's Guns/The World is Still Here and So Are We

Viagra Boys - Man Made of Meat/Viagr Aboys

Scowl - Let You Down/Are We All Angels

Wet Leg - Catch These Fists/Moisturizer

Ekko Astral with Mikie Mayo and Dreamrats- Shred Empty Blues (Popped Version)/Pink Balloons: Popped EP

The Bug Club - Better Than Good/Live at KUTX's Studio 1A

Ty Segall - Possession/Possession

Savak - Tomorrow and the Day After/Squawk!

Lunchbox - Satellite/Evolver (2025 Vinyl Edition)

Model/Actriz - Diva/Pirouette

Preoccupations - Bastards/Ill at Ease

Chime Oblivion - The Uninvited Guest/Chime Oblivion

Friend of a Friend - Oasis/Desire!

Tunde Adebimpe - Somebody New/Thee Black Boltz

Bantom Woods - The Chase/All Due Respect

Mekons - You're Not Singing Anymore/Horror


Hour 2: Winning

Motorhead - Live to Win/Ace of Spades

Ty Segall - Every 1's a Winner/Freedom's Goblin

Infinity Girl - The Winner Always Talks/Somewhere Nice, Someday

David Bowie - Win/Young Americans

Baked - I Win/Farnham

Emily Haines & the Soft Skeleton - Winning/Knives Don't Have Your Back

Kathy Valentine - Win/Light Years

Girlpool - Like I'm Winning It/Single

Quasi - The Losers Win/Breaking the Balls of History

The Police - When the World is Running Down, You Make the Best of What's Still Around/Zenyatta Mondatta

Sloan - A Sides Win/One Chord to Another

The Beths - Best Left/Expert in a Dying Field

Lilys - The Lost Victory/The 3 Way

The Horrors - Little Victories/Strange House

Thee Oh Sees - Savage Victory/Drop

Gustaf - I Won/Package Pt. 2


Soundtrack your sprint to the finish line HERE!

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