Editor's note: Through the Past Dorkily is a recurring feature that looks back at the embarrassingly dorky diary I kept as a 16-year-old in 1984. This is the final installment.
Saturday, December 22, 1984
Song of the day: U Got It - Ratt
Didn't do much of anything today. Later.
- The Barbarian
Sunday, December 23, 1984
Song of the day: 2000 Miles - The Pretenders
Well, I did it: I got confirmed. I was wicked nervous but it went off without a hitch. The rest of the day I didn't do much of anything. I won in Trivial Pursuit tonight, too.
- The Barbarian
Monday, December 24, 1984
Song of the day: Vices - Kick Axe
Top 5 at Five
1. Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech and Chong
2. The 12 Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug McKenzie
3. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid
4. Happy Christmas - John Lennon
5. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
We spent all day getting ready for the big party. So what happens? One person shows up, at 9 o'clock no less! Actually it was Dad's friend and his girlfriend. She was pretty good looking. They left at 12.
Ho ho ho.
- The Barbarian
Tuesday, December 25, 1984
Song of the day: The End of the World - Gary Moore
Top 5 at Five
1. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid
2. Christmas is the Time to Say I Love You - Billy Squier
3. Happy Christmas - John Lennon
4. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
5. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo and Patsy
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas.
Stocking: lotsa candy, a blank Maxell 90-min, 4 AA Duracells
Presents: "Corridors of Power" - Gary Moore, shirts, PJs, aftershave, keychain, camera, $40. Not a bad haul considering we already got a computer.
I just sat around all day. I stuffed my face like a pig at lunch and dinner, too.
We had a mungo game of Monopoly. Dad won. I was the last one left with him.
- The Barbarian
Wednesday, December 26, 1984
Song of the day: Just Got Lucky - Dokken
Top 5 at Five
1. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
2. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
3. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid
4. Naughty Naughty - John Parr
5. If I Had a Rocket Launcher - Bruce Cockburn
Cold. Very cold. We're talking 20-degree stuff here.
Mom left the car at home so we all went to Methuen Mall. Uncle Peter gave me $10 and I bought the new Hit Parader, Comics Feature, FF 271, ROM 62, Jack of Hearts 4, Kazar 29 and 4 Marvel Ages. I dug all these up at Waldenbooks. Pretty good, eh?
The car didn't give us any trouble. I drove. We got back at 5.
Uncle Peter and Auntie Jini are leaving at 9 a.m. tomorrow. Time flies when you're havin' fun.
- The Barbarian
Thursday, December 27, 1984
Song of the day: California Girls - David Lee Roth
Top 5 at Five
1. California Girls - David Lee Roth
2. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
3 Naughty Naughty - John Parr
4. If I Had a Rocket Launcher - Bruce Cockburn
5. It's Only Love - Bryan Adams
I got up at 8:30 to say goodbye to Peter and Jini. They left at 9. I went back to bed and didn't get up till 12:30.
Later on I moved my bed back into my room and then I just read comics. I also taped Thunder Seven and Tooth and Nail on that Maxell I got in my stocking.
- The Barbarian
Friday, December 28, 1984
Song of the day: Wire - U2
I was awakened at 8 by the doorbell. It was that cleaning chick. I told her I didn't know about it (the job) so she said she'd check. And she never came back. Oh well.
I finally finished that UNH application.
Jeremy said he wasn't going to the movies tonight because he was broke. Maybe next week. He did say we could stay over at his uncle's place on Sunday. I got it OK'd by Mom, but I hadda tell her it was at his place. I hate lying to her. But once I move out, I won't ever have to again.
[Buddy from Washington state] sent me a Christmas card. That guy's awesome!
- The Barbarian
Saturday, December 29, 1984
Song of the day: It's Only Love - Bryan Adams
Today sucked. Massive bore. Mom and me went to Peabody to the Northshore Mall. I thought it was beat, but she liked it. It was pretty big.
- The Barbarian
Sunday, December 30, 1984
Song of the day: Naughty Naughty - John Parr
I slept in. At 3, we went to [mom's friend]'s house. We got back at 6. Jeremy picked me up at 7. First we went to his uncle's house. We stayed there till 10 or so. I checked out a couple of Playboys, the Suzanne Somers one was good. We stopped by Westville where I picked up Daredevil 217. Good.
So I wouldn't get in trouble, we decided to sleep over at Jeremy's house like my mom thought. It was a little more boring but at least I saved my hide.
- The Barbarian
Monday, December 31, 1984
Song of the day: 1984 - David Bowie
Top 5 at Five
1. Naughty Naughty - John Parr
2. California Girls - David Lee Roth
3. Rock Out, Roll On - Triumph
4. It's Only Love - Bryan Adams
5. Dream On - Aerosmith
We got up at 10. We had some waffles and watched a little tube and then Jeremy dropped me off at home around 12 or so.
At 3, I went to put my money in the bank and pick up some stuff from the PGA. I got the new Guitar Player with Rik Emmett on the cover. I met [classmate] there, too. Man, she looked great! What a babe! She's hot! Who knows?
[Another female classmate] was working, too. She was luscious as ever.
[Dad's friend] came at 7. He left at 1:30.
Hello 1985, goodbye 1984!
- The Barbarian
P.S. I toldja I could keep up a diary for a whole year!
Postscript: And thusly, a year in the life of a high school dork ends as boringly as it began. What can I say? I was a good kid who didn't take a lot of chances. I got worried about telling a lie to my mom about where I was staying and ended up not even doing it. Oh, well. By the following fall, I was boozing it up at college on the regular. All that good son stuff pretty much went out the window the minute I got to UNH.
Speaking of which, interesting that I got my application to UNH done this week. I had no expectations of going there. It was literally a last-minute application; I was hoping to go to Yale or Dartmouth, but my grades didn't stand out enough to make a difference. Too much screwing around senior year, I guess. It's just as well. My UNH education has served me well. I certainly don't have any regrets.
There's no 1985 diary. It was a one-year exercise. As for the girl situation, I asked a few girls to the senior prom who were already going with other guys before a cute sophomore in my typing class (which given my eventual career was a great choice for more than one reason) asked me. We dated for a little bit but I had grand designs for my college dating life and basically let the relationship fizzle out over the summer. Little did I know that my romantic adventures in college would be even more futile than in high school for the most part. But that's a story for another day. Rock on, rockers. Happy New Year!
Monday, December 30, 2013
Friday, December 27, 2013
Stuck In Thee Garage #16: December 27, 2013
It's amazing to think that 2013 is all but over. Fortunately, there was plenty of great music released this year, and this week on Stuck In Thee Garage, I highlighted a good chunk of that in this week's show, which spent the entire two hours on my favorite music of the year.
I was able to get four months' worth of shows in this year and I had a blast doing it. Definitely looking forward to 2014!
The playlist:
Artist - Song/Album
Parquet Courts - Borrowed Time/Light Up Gold
Iceage - In Haze/You're Nothing
Pissed Jeans - Bathroom Laughter/Honeys
FIDLAR - Cheap Beer/FIDLAR
David Bowie - The Next Day/The Next Day
Grant Hart - Morningstar/The Argument
Barrence Whitfield and the Savages - The Corner Man/Dig Thy Savage Soul
Girls Against Boys - It's a Diamond Life/The Ghost List EP
Pearl Jam - Mind Your Manners/Lightning Bolt
Mudhoney - Douchebags on Parade/Vanishing Point
The Night Marchers - All Hits/Allez Allez
Obits - Taste the Diff/Bed & Bugs
Kurt Vile - Snowflakes are Dancing/Wakin' on a Pretty Daze
Swearin' - Echo Locate/Surfing Strange
Radiator Hospital - Our Song/Something Wild
Arctic Monkeys - R U Mine?/AM
Savages - Husbands/Silence Yourself
Future of the Left - Donny of the Decks/How to Stop Your Brain in an Accident
Calories - DMT/Calories III
Los Campesinos! - What Death Leaves Behind/No Blues
Arcade Fire - Normal Person/Reflektor
The National - Demons/Trouble Will Find Me
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - We No Who U R/Push the Sky Away
Queens of the Stone Age - I Appear Missing/...Like Clockwork
Yo La Tengo - The Point of It/Fade
Speedy Ortiz - Plough/Major Arcana
Krill - Never a Joke/Lucky Leaves
Idiot Genes - Puke/Lousey
Ovlov - Where's My Dini?/am
Deer Tick - The Curtain/Negativity
Mikal Cronin - Weight/MCII
Thee Oh Sees - Maze Fancier/Floating Coffin
Mind Spiders - They Lie/Garage Swim
Superchunk - Me & You & Jackie Mittoo/I Hate Music
I was able to get four months' worth of shows in this year and I had a blast doing it. Definitely looking forward to 2014!
The playlist:
Artist - Song/Album
Parquet Courts - Borrowed Time/Light Up Gold
Iceage - In Haze/You're Nothing
Pissed Jeans - Bathroom Laughter/Honeys
FIDLAR - Cheap Beer/FIDLAR
David Bowie - The Next Day/The Next Day
Grant Hart - Morningstar/The Argument
Barrence Whitfield and the Savages - The Corner Man/Dig Thy Savage Soul
Girls Against Boys - It's a Diamond Life/The Ghost List EP
Pearl Jam - Mind Your Manners/Lightning Bolt
Mudhoney - Douchebags on Parade/Vanishing Point
The Night Marchers - All Hits/Allez Allez
Obits - Taste the Diff/Bed & Bugs
Kurt Vile - Snowflakes are Dancing/Wakin' on a Pretty Daze
Swearin' - Echo Locate/Surfing Strange
Radiator Hospital - Our Song/Something Wild
Arctic Monkeys - R U Mine?/AM
Savages - Husbands/Silence Yourself
Future of the Left - Donny of the Decks/How to Stop Your Brain in an Accident
Calories - DMT/Calories III
Los Campesinos! - What Death Leaves Behind/No Blues
Arcade Fire - Normal Person/Reflektor
The National - Demons/Trouble Will Find Me
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - We No Who U R/Push the Sky Away
Queens of the Stone Age - I Appear Missing/...Like Clockwork
Yo La Tengo - The Point of It/Fade
Speedy Ortiz - Plough/Major Arcana
Krill - Never a Joke/Lucky Leaves
Idiot Genes - Puke/Lousey
Ovlov - Where's My Dini?/am
Deer Tick - The Curtain/Negativity
Mikal Cronin - Weight/MCII
Thee Oh Sees - Maze Fancier/Floating Coffin
Mind Spiders - They Lie/Garage Swim
Superchunk - Me & You & Jackie Mittoo/I Hate Music
Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Completely Conspicuous 308: Your Favorite Thing
Part 2 of my conversation with guest Jay Breitling as we discuss our
favorite music of 2013. Listen to the episode below or download it directly (right click and "save as").
Show notes:
- Recorded at Clicky Clicky World HQ
- JK's #6
- New Bowie album was kept secret until it came out
- Cover art's either brilliant or lazy...or both
- JB's #5
- Los Campesinos! perseveres through lineup changes
- JK's #5
- The Chunk keeps bringing the rock
- Jon Wurster's the busiest guy in rock
- R.I.P., The Best Show on WFMU
- JB's #4
- The long-awaited MBV album
- Getting the album was a chore
- Kevin Shields took his time
- JK's #4
- Strong leap forward for Speedy Ortiz
- New EP on the way
- Memories of Epitonic
- JB's #3
- Veronica Falls' album sounds like a singles comp
- JK's #3
- Back to Philly with Kurt Vile
- Vile was a frequent guest on The Best Show
- JK's #2
- Krill first released album on USB stick in ball of mozzarella
- JB: My default setting is to hate everything
- JK's #2
- Arctic Monkeys' sound has evolved
- Went from punk to stoner rock to catchier R&B feel
- Very English band
- To be continued
Music:
Los Campesinos! - What Death Leaves Behind
Superchunk - FOH
Completely Conspicuous is available through the iTunes podcast directory. Subscribe and write a review!
The Los Campesinos song is on the album No Blues on Wichita Recordings. Download the song for free at Soundcloud.
Show notes:
- Recorded at Clicky Clicky World HQ
- JK's #6
- New Bowie album was kept secret until it came out
- Cover art's either brilliant or lazy...or both
- JB's #5
- Los Campesinos! perseveres through lineup changes
- JK's #5
- The Chunk keeps bringing the rock
- Jon Wurster's the busiest guy in rock
- R.I.P., The Best Show on WFMU
- JB's #4
- The long-awaited MBV album
- Getting the album was a chore
- Kevin Shields took his time
- JK's #4
- Strong leap forward for Speedy Ortiz
- New EP on the way
- Memories of Epitonic
- JB's #3
- Veronica Falls' album sounds like a singles comp
- JK's #3
- Back to Philly with Kurt Vile
- Vile was a frequent guest on The Best Show
- JK's #2
- Krill first released album on USB stick in ball of mozzarella
- JB: My default setting is to hate everything
- JK's #2
- Arctic Monkeys' sound has evolved
- Went from punk to stoner rock to catchier R&B feel
- Very English band
- To be continued
Music:
Los Campesinos! - What Death Leaves Behind
Superchunk - FOH
Krill - Never a Joke
Completely Conspicuous is available through the iTunes podcast directory. Subscribe and write a review!
The Los Campesinos song is on the album No Blues on Wichita Recordings. Download the song for free at Soundcloud.
The
Superchunk song is on the I Hate Music on Merge
Records. Download the song for free as part of the Merge Records Summer
Sampler 2013 on Amazon.
The Krill song is on the band's self-released album Lucky Leaves. Download the song for free at Gimme Tinnitus.
The
opening and closing theme of Completely Conspicuous is "Theme to Big
F'in Pants" by Jay Breitling. Find out more about Senor Breitling at his fine music blog Clicky Clicky. Voiceover work is courtesy of James Gralian.
Saturday, December 21, 2013
Through the Past Dorkily: Santa Claus and His Old Lady
Editor's note: Through the Past Dorkily is a recurring feature that looks back at the embarrassingly dorky diary I kept as a 16-year-old in 1984.
Friday, December 7, 1984
Song of the day: MLK - U2
Top 5 at Five
1. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
2. Do It Again - The Kinks
3. The Old Man Down the Road - John Fogerty
4. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
5. Don't Worry Baby - Los Lobos
Today was alright. I got a camera today in Field Biology. In Adv Math I did alright on that quiz. I think I got an 80. I hope I got an A on the Psych test.
Me, [buddy] and Jeremy are probably going to that comic shop in Salem tomorrow. Jeremy's gonna call me tomorrow morning to let me know.
I finished reading those comics Jeremy lent me.
- The Barbarian
Saturday, December 8, 1984
Song of the day: I Don't Care - Airrace
I was awakened at 9:30 by the phone ringing. But by the time I got to it, the caller hung up. I called Jeremy and it was him. He asked me if I could be ready to go to the store by 10:30. I got ready and Mom pulled in at the same time he did. I got $10 for allowance plus about $6 in change. The place is called Chris' Baseball Cards and Comics. It's cool. I bought 10 comics - $8.75 worth. They've got comic boxes there--I'm gonna get some.
I got home at 12:30. Mom and JP went shopping and didn't get home till 4:30.
- The Barbarian
Sunday, December 9, 1984
Song of the day: Billy's Got a Gun - Def Leppard
Went to church. I bought THING #19 and 20 at Westville after I dumped the garbage. The rest of the day was wasted getting a Christmas tree and decorating the yard.
- The Barbarian
Monday, December 10, 1984
Song of the day: Fly By Night - Rush
This cold I have sucks. I was sniffling all day. Other than that, though, it was a pretty good day. I got an 80 on that Adv Math quiz and a 95 on the Psych test.
[Cute chick who works at Market Basket] gave me a note from [girl I made out with]. At first I was scared that she wanted to get serious or something. I was relieved to read that she just wanted me to come by the store and see her. Phew!
Also the rumor is confirmed. [A buddy of mine] has broken up with [his girlfriend]. Great! She's hot! Who knows? We'll see...
There was a 3-car accident in front of our house today. I saw it.
- The Barbarian
Tuesday, December 11, 1984
Song of the day: Reaction to Action - Foreigner
Top 5 at Five
1. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
2. Reaction to Action - Foreigner
3. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
4. Naughty Naughty - John Parr
5. Do It Again - The Kinks
First period I went to the Computer room to work on my program and see [hot chick who just broke up with her boyfriend]. I told her what he said and she said she's planning some sweet revenge. I wished her good luck. Well, well...
Today was pretty good, too. We took a quiz in Adv Math and I think I got 100 on it. I hope so. That should eliminate the chances for a warning. I hope.
I got all my applications finally completed! I just have to get the checks from Dad and I can hand 'em over to Guidance.
- The Barbarian
Wednesday, December 12, 1984
Song of the day: Father Christmas - The Kinks
Top 5 at Five
1. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid
2. The Old Man Down the Road - John Fogerty
3. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
4. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
5. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
Wow, man, 3 in a row! Good day. I talked with [hot chick] again first period. She's hot! Second period I took my applications to the Guidance office, filled out the checks and gave it all to the secretary. I didn't turn in my UNH one because I have to get it notarized. I hope can get into Yale! Wish me luck!
That financial aid meeting was at 9:30 so I got to miss 3rd and 4th periods. Actually we got out at 10:50 but I went to the cafe, had something to eat and then went to Adv Math. I got a 90 on that quiz. Yaah! A lot of people did lousy so they're having a retake tomorrow. Maybe I can get a 100!
Went to church at 3:30. [Reverend] says we're gonna see the Bishop on Friday right after school.
- The Barbarian
Thursday, December 13, 1984
Song of the day: The Old Man Down the Road - John Fogerty
Top 5 at Five
1. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
2. The Old Man Down the Road - John Fogerty
3. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
4. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid
5. Do It Again - The Kinks
Good day. I got the beginning of my program to work, sort of. I hope I did good on the Field Bio test. I got 100 on the Adv Math retake! Good! That should hold off a warning. We have a test soon.
Jeremy ran out of gas on his way home from track. He managed to coast right into our driveway. Ha!
I got ROM 64 from Westville.
- The Barbarian
Friday, December 14, 1984
Song of the day: Stranger in a Strange Land - Triumph
Good week. I had an essay test in Psych and a quiz in Computers. I hope I got A's on 'em.
After school. [the Reverend] picked us up and we went to Concord. Both me and JP fell asleep on the way. The Bishop was pretty cool. He gave us Pepsi and cookies and we talked for a while. Then we looked around the place and left at 5:10 or so. We got home at 6:15 and JP went to his dance. Me, I'm gonna relax.
A Triumph concert in Providence was announced. It's on January 11 and tickets go on sale Monday.
- The Barbarian
Saturday, December 15, 1984
Song of the day: Follow Your Heart - Triumph
I got up at 9:30. It snowed so me and Mike couldn't go to Salem. Crap. Later me and Mom went to Methuen Mall. I got Mom these Chinese trays and Ad some cologne. I bought some comics and the new Circus. We got home around 5.
- The Barbarian
Sunday, December 16, 1984
Song of the day: Rockin' at Midnight - The Honeydrippers
We slept in this morning till 10. At 1, me, Mom and JP went to the Mall of NH. Man, was it crowded! I bought JP U2's Boy tape. He got me Gary Moore's Corridors of Power. We got home at 6.
- The Barbarian
Monday, December 17, 1984
Song of the day: The Price - Twisted Sister
Top 5 at Five
1. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
2. The Old Man Down the Road - John Fogerty
3. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid
4. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
5. Naughty Naughty - John Parr
Good day! I got an 88 on that Field Bio test and a 99 on that Computers quiz! [Cute chick in Computers] likes me. A lot. I think. Who knows?
We finally got new stuff in the jukebox. "Round and Round," "Hot for Teacher," "Panama," "I Will Follow," "2 Hearts Beat as 1," and lots more! Awesome!
- The Barbarian
Tuesday, December 18, 1984
Song of the day: Tooth and Nail - Dokken
Top 5 at Five
1. Father Christmas - The Kinks
2. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
3. Reaction to Action - Foreigner
4. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
5. I'm Leaving You - Scorpions
Good day, I hope. I took just about all of my pictures today. I took that Adv Math test. I hope I did good. I need an A!
I also finished my program in Computers. [Cute chick in Computers] has been wicked nice. What a babe!
- The Barbarian
Wednesday, December 19, 1984
Song of the day: The 12 Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug McKenzie
Top 5 at Five
1. The 12 Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug McKenzie
2. Father Christmas - The Kinks
3. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid
4. Naughty Naughty - John Parr
5. Rock Out, Roll On - Triumph
I got an 80 on that dumb Adv Math test. Stupid mistakes! I got an A on those Psych essays and an A on my program.
It's late.
[Family friends from Toronto] got here alright.
- The Barbarian
Thursday, December 20, 1984
Song of the day: Eye on You - Billy Squier
Top 5 at Five
1. So This is Christmas - John Lennon
2. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid
3. Naughty Naughty - John Parr
4. Christmas is the Time to Say I Love You - Billy Squier
5. missed it
I didn't do much of anything at school today. It was pretty much a waste.
[Two hot girls] gave me cards.
- The Barbarian
Friday, December 21, 1984
Song of the day: Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
Top 5 at Five
1. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid
2. Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
3. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
4. Naughty Naughty - John Parr
5. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
First day of winter, man.
[Buddy] gave me a ride to school. [Girl in my class] gave me that Ratt tape. [Two other girls] gave me Christmas cards. [Buddy] left without me. I bummed a ride home off [another girl]. Jeremy called me and we went to Chris' Comic Shop in Salem. I got a bunch of new comics and joined their subscription service. They hold all the titles I want for me and I get discounts on stuff, free bags, Marvel Age and more. It's awesome.
At 6, we went to see Beverly Hills Cop. Funny! That movie is awesome! Kicks butt!
- The Barbarian
Postscript: The year is winding down. This entry closed with the last day of school before the Christmas break. My grades were improving, which was good. Still no progress on the girl front, but at least I wasn't so desperate about it. Although I'm not proud of talking smack behind my buddy's back to his ex. At least I didn't ask her out. Nothing happened with the other girl I liked from the Computers class.
Chris' Comics was a cool store. I was a customer there right through college. I would come home once a month and pick up a month's worth of comics and leave them at home, because I didn't want my roommates seeing me read comics. Probably didn't get to read too many of them during the school year. Finally when I moved down to Massachusetts after college, I closed my "account" and basically just stopped buying comics. Things were getting pretty crazy in the late '80s in terms of certain titles coming out twice a month and all sorts of new titles based around the X-Men and Spider-Man. It was ridiculous and a good time to get out.
Ten days left...
Friday, December 7, 1984
Song of the day: MLK - U2
Top 5 at Five
1. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
2. Do It Again - The Kinks
3. The Old Man Down the Road - John Fogerty
4. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
5. Don't Worry Baby - Los Lobos
Today was alright. I got a camera today in Field Biology. In Adv Math I did alright on that quiz. I think I got an 80. I hope I got an A on the Psych test.
Me, [buddy] and Jeremy are probably going to that comic shop in Salem tomorrow. Jeremy's gonna call me tomorrow morning to let me know.
I finished reading those comics Jeremy lent me.
- The Barbarian
Saturday, December 8, 1984
Song of the day: I Don't Care - Airrace
I was awakened at 9:30 by the phone ringing. But by the time I got to it, the caller hung up. I called Jeremy and it was him. He asked me if I could be ready to go to the store by 10:30. I got ready and Mom pulled in at the same time he did. I got $10 for allowance plus about $6 in change. The place is called Chris' Baseball Cards and Comics. It's cool. I bought 10 comics - $8.75 worth. They've got comic boxes there--I'm gonna get some.
I got home at 12:30. Mom and JP went shopping and didn't get home till 4:30.
- The Barbarian
Sunday, December 9, 1984
Song of the day: Billy's Got a Gun - Def Leppard
Went to church. I bought THING #19 and 20 at Westville after I dumped the garbage. The rest of the day was wasted getting a Christmas tree and decorating the yard.
- The Barbarian
Monday, December 10, 1984
Song of the day: Fly By Night - Rush
This cold I have sucks. I was sniffling all day. Other than that, though, it was a pretty good day. I got an 80 on that Adv Math quiz and a 95 on the Psych test.
[Cute chick who works at Market Basket] gave me a note from [girl I made out with]. At first I was scared that she wanted to get serious or something. I was relieved to read that she just wanted me to come by the store and see her. Phew!
Also the rumor is confirmed. [A buddy of mine] has broken up with [his girlfriend]. Great! She's hot! Who knows? We'll see...
There was a 3-car accident in front of our house today. I saw it.
- The Barbarian
Tuesday, December 11, 1984
Song of the day: Reaction to Action - Foreigner
Top 5 at Five
1. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
2. Reaction to Action - Foreigner
3. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
4. Naughty Naughty - John Parr
5. Do It Again - The Kinks
First period I went to the Computer room to work on my program and see [hot chick who just broke up with her boyfriend]. I told her what he said and she said she's planning some sweet revenge. I wished her good luck. Well, well...
Today was pretty good, too. We took a quiz in Adv Math and I think I got 100 on it. I hope so. That should eliminate the chances for a warning. I hope.
I got all my applications finally completed! I just have to get the checks from Dad and I can hand 'em over to Guidance.
- The Barbarian
Wednesday, December 12, 1984
Song of the day: Father Christmas - The Kinks
Top 5 at Five
1. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid
2. The Old Man Down the Road - John Fogerty
3. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
4. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
5. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
Wow, man, 3 in a row! Good day. I talked with [hot chick] again first period. She's hot! Second period I took my applications to the Guidance office, filled out the checks and gave it all to the secretary. I didn't turn in my UNH one because I have to get it notarized. I hope can get into Yale! Wish me luck!
That financial aid meeting was at 9:30 so I got to miss 3rd and 4th periods. Actually we got out at 10:50 but I went to the cafe, had something to eat and then went to Adv Math. I got a 90 on that quiz. Yaah! A lot of people did lousy so they're having a retake tomorrow. Maybe I can get a 100!
Went to church at 3:30. [Reverend] says we're gonna see the Bishop on Friday right after school.
- The Barbarian
Thursday, December 13, 1984
Song of the day: The Old Man Down the Road - John Fogerty
Top 5 at Five
1. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
2. The Old Man Down the Road - John Fogerty
3. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
4. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid
5. Do It Again - The Kinks
Good day. I got the beginning of my program to work, sort of. I hope I did good on the Field Bio test. I got 100 on the Adv Math retake! Good! That should hold off a warning. We have a test soon.
Jeremy ran out of gas on his way home from track. He managed to coast right into our driveway. Ha!
I got ROM 64 from Westville.
- The Barbarian
Friday, December 14, 1984
Song of the day: Stranger in a Strange Land - Triumph
Good week. I had an essay test in Psych and a quiz in Computers. I hope I got A's on 'em.
After school. [the Reverend] picked us up and we went to Concord. Both me and JP fell asleep on the way. The Bishop was pretty cool. He gave us Pepsi and cookies and we talked for a while. Then we looked around the place and left at 5:10 or so. We got home at 6:15 and JP went to his dance. Me, I'm gonna relax.
A Triumph concert in Providence was announced. It's on January 11 and tickets go on sale Monday.
- The Barbarian
Saturday, December 15, 1984
Song of the day: Follow Your Heart - Triumph
I got up at 9:30. It snowed so me and Mike couldn't go to Salem. Crap. Later me and Mom went to Methuen Mall. I got Mom these Chinese trays and Ad some cologne. I bought some comics and the new Circus. We got home around 5.
- The Barbarian
Sunday, December 16, 1984
Song of the day: Rockin' at Midnight - The Honeydrippers
We slept in this morning till 10. At 1, me, Mom and JP went to the Mall of NH. Man, was it crowded! I bought JP U2's Boy tape. He got me Gary Moore's Corridors of Power. We got home at 6.
- The Barbarian
Monday, December 17, 1984
Song of the day: The Price - Twisted Sister
Top 5 at Five
1. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
2. The Old Man Down the Road - John Fogerty
3. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid
4. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
5. Naughty Naughty - John Parr
Good day! I got an 88 on that Field Bio test and a 99 on that Computers quiz! [Cute chick in Computers] likes me. A lot. I think. Who knows?
We finally got new stuff in the jukebox. "Round and Round," "Hot for Teacher," "Panama," "I Will Follow," "2 Hearts Beat as 1," and lots more! Awesome!
- The Barbarian
Tuesday, December 18, 1984
Song of the day: Tooth and Nail - Dokken
Top 5 at Five
1. Father Christmas - The Kinks
2. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
3. Reaction to Action - Foreigner
4. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
5. I'm Leaving You - Scorpions
Good day, I hope. I took just about all of my pictures today. I took that Adv Math test. I hope I did good. I need an A!
I also finished my program in Computers. [Cute chick in Computers] has been wicked nice. What a babe!
- The Barbarian
Wednesday, December 19, 1984
Song of the day: The 12 Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug McKenzie
Top 5 at Five
1. The 12 Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug McKenzie
2. Father Christmas - The Kinks
3. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid
4. Naughty Naughty - John Parr
5. Rock Out, Roll On - Triumph
I got an 80 on that dumb Adv Math test. Stupid mistakes! I got an A on those Psych essays and an A on my program.
It's late.
[Family friends from Toronto] got here alright.
- The Barbarian
Thursday, December 20, 1984
Song of the day: Eye on You - Billy Squier
Top 5 at Five
1. So This is Christmas - John Lennon
2. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid
3. Naughty Naughty - John Parr
4. Christmas is the Time to Say I Love You - Billy Squier
5. missed it
I didn't do much of anything at school today. It was pretty much a waste.
[Two hot girls] gave me cards.
- The Barbarian
Friday, December 21, 1984
Song of the day: Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
Top 5 at Five
1. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid
2. Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
3. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
4. Naughty Naughty - John Parr
5. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
First day of winter, man.
[Buddy] gave me a ride to school. [Girl in my class] gave me that Ratt tape. [Two other girls] gave me Christmas cards. [Buddy] left without me. I bummed a ride home off [another girl]. Jeremy called me and we went to Chris' Comic Shop in Salem. I got a bunch of new comics and joined their subscription service. They hold all the titles I want for me and I get discounts on stuff, free bags, Marvel Age and more. It's awesome.
At 6, we went to see Beverly Hills Cop. Funny! That movie is awesome! Kicks butt!
- The Barbarian
Postscript: The year is winding down. This entry closed with the last day of school before the Christmas break. My grades were improving, which was good. Still no progress on the girl front, but at least I wasn't so desperate about it. Although I'm not proud of talking smack behind my buddy's back to his ex. At least I didn't ask her out. Nothing happened with the other girl I liked from the Computers class.
Chris' Comics was a cool store. I was a customer there right through college. I would come home once a month and pick up a month's worth of comics and leave them at home, because I didn't want my roommates seeing me read comics. Probably didn't get to read too many of them during the school year. Finally when I moved down to Massachusetts after college, I closed my "account" and basically just stopped buying comics. Things were getting pretty crazy in the late '80s in terms of certain titles coming out twice a month and all sorts of new titles based around the X-Men and Spider-Man. It was ridiculous and a good time to get out.
Ten days left...
Friday, December 20, 2013
Stuck In Thee Garage #15: December 20, 2013
Just because we like to blast the noisy rock music doesn't mean we don't enjoy the Christmas season. Today's episode featured an hour of kickass indie rock followed by an hour of Christmas rockimafying. I dare say even these guys would dig it.
The playlist:
Hour 1
Artist - Song/Album
Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage!/Fire
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Flavor/Orange
Sonic Youth - Kool Thing/Goo
Fugazi - Sieve-Fisted Find/Repeater
Come - Bell/Epitonic Saki Session
Guided by Voices - Jane of the Waking Universe/Mag Earwhig!
Modest Mouse - Satellite Skin/No One's First and You're Next EP
Okkervil River - Unless It's Kicks/The Stage Names
Les Savy Fav - Patty Lee/Let's Stay Friends
The Foxboro Hot Tubs - Stop, Drop and Roll/Stop, Drop and Roll
Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks - Vanessa from Queens/Pig Lib
Spacemen 3 - The Sound of Confusion/Taking Drugs to Make Music to Take Drugs to
Black Mountain - Druganaut/Black Mountain
Kyuss - Green Machine/Blues for the Red Sun
Hour 2: Christmas rock
The Kinks - Father Christmas/Misfits
The Ramones - Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)/Brain Drain
The Pogues - Fairytale of New York/If I Should Fall From Grace With God
The Beach Boys - Little Saint Nick/The Beach Boys' Christmas Album
James Brown - Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto/Have a Very Funky Christmas
Marvin Gaye - Purple Snowflakes/Motown Christmas
Otis Redding - Merry Christmas, Baby/Single
Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings - Ain't No Chimneys in the Projects/Single
Run DMC - Christmas in Hollis/Tougher Than Leather
Steve Martin - Five Wishes at Christmas/SNL
Thurl Ravenscroft - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch/How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Vince Guaraldi Trio - Linus and Lucy/A Charlie Brown Christmas
The Hush Now - On Holiday/Single
Papas Fritas - Holiday/Pop Has Freed Us
The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song/Maybe This Christmas Tree
Yo La Tengo - Rock 'N Roll Santa/Merry Christmas From Yo La Tengo
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - Annunciation Day/Born on Christmas Day/Living With the Living
The Minus 5 - Your Christmas Whiskey/Oh Santa! New and Used Christmas Carols
The Sonics - Santa Claus/Here Are the Sonics
The Smithereens - Auld Lang Syne/Christmas With the Smithereens
The playlist:
Hour 1
Artist - Song/Album
Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage!/Fire
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Flavor/Orange
Sonic Youth - Kool Thing/Goo
Fugazi - Sieve-Fisted Find/Repeater
Come - Bell/Epitonic Saki Session
Guided by Voices - Jane of the Waking Universe/Mag Earwhig!
Modest Mouse - Satellite Skin/No One's First and You're Next EP
Okkervil River - Unless It's Kicks/The Stage Names
Les Savy Fav - Patty Lee/Let's Stay Friends
The Foxboro Hot Tubs - Stop, Drop and Roll/Stop, Drop and Roll
Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks - Vanessa from Queens/Pig Lib
Spacemen 3 - The Sound of Confusion/Taking Drugs to Make Music to Take Drugs to
Black Mountain - Druganaut/Black Mountain
Kyuss - Green Machine/Blues for the Red Sun
Hour 2: Christmas rock
The Kinks - Father Christmas/Misfits
The Ramones - Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)/Brain Drain
The Pogues - Fairytale of New York/If I Should Fall From Grace With God
The Beach Boys - Little Saint Nick/The Beach Boys' Christmas Album
James Brown - Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto/Have a Very Funky Christmas
Marvin Gaye - Purple Snowflakes/Motown Christmas
Otis Redding - Merry Christmas, Baby/Single
Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings - Ain't No Chimneys in the Projects/Single
Run DMC - Christmas in Hollis/Tougher Than Leather
Steve Martin - Five Wishes at Christmas/SNL
Thurl Ravenscroft - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch/How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Vince Guaraldi Trio - Linus and Lucy/A Charlie Brown Christmas
The Hush Now - On Holiday/Single
Papas Fritas - Holiday/Pop Has Freed Us
The Raveonettes - The Christmas Song/Maybe This Christmas Tree
Yo La Tengo - Rock 'N Roll Santa/Merry Christmas From Yo La Tengo
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - Annunciation Day/Born on Christmas Day/Living With the Living
The Minus 5 - Your Christmas Whiskey/Oh Santa! New and Used Christmas Carols
The Sonics - Santa Claus/Here Are the Sonics
The Smithereens - Auld Lang Syne/Christmas With the Smithereens
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Completely Conspicuous 307: Ramble On
Part
1 of my conversation with guest Jay Breitling as we discuss our
favorite music of 2013. Listen to the episode below or download it directly (right click and "save as").
Show notes:
- Recorded at Clicky Clicky World HQ
- Breitling's working on a new catchphrase
- Zeppelin's on Spotify
- Brought to you (not really) by Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale
- When did year-end lists begin?
- Breitling: Listen to Bandcamp and Soundcloud all day
- Olive the dog nearly causes technical difficulties
- JB's albums that just missed his top 10: It Hugs Back, Bent Shapes, Kal Marks, Slowdim
- JK's bubbling under albums: Iceage, Diarrhea Planet, Deer Tick, Swearin', Mudhoney, YLT
- JB's #10
- Joey Sweeney's second solo album
- JK's #10
- Great return to form for Barrence Whitfield
- JB's 9
- Guillermo Sexo album was picked up by Midriff Records
- JK's #9 and JB's #8 are the same
- Ovlov plays the hot rock
- Exploding in Sound label had a monster year
- Music scene in the Boston area is terrific right now
- JK's #8
- Future of the Left's latest album was crowdfunded
- JB's #7
- Beyonce's new album release isn't that groundbreaking
- Calories did it last month
- The upside of releasing "pay what you want" music
- JK's #7
- Savages' debut album is excellent
- JB's #6
- Radiator Hospital is another Philly act with a fine 2013 release
- To be continued
Music:
Guillermo Sexo - Fall Lens
Calories - Neighbours
Completely Conspicuous is available through the iTunes podcast directory. Subscribe and write a review!
The Guillermo Sexo song is on the album Dark Spring on Midriff Records. Download the song for free at Soundcloud.
The Calories song is on the album Calories III. Download the song for free at Bandcamp.
The Savages song is on the album Silence Yourself on Matador. Download the song for free as part of the Matador Intended Play 2013 sampler on Amazon.
The opening and closing theme of Completely Conspicuous is "Theme to Big F'in Pants" by Jay Breitling. Find out more about Senor Breitling at his fine music blog Clicky Clicky. Voiceover work is courtesy of James Gralian.
Show notes:
- Recorded at Clicky Clicky World HQ
- Breitling's working on a new catchphrase
- Zeppelin's on Spotify
- Brought to you (not really) by Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale
- When did year-end lists begin?
- Breitling: Listen to Bandcamp and Soundcloud all day
- Olive the dog nearly causes technical difficulties
- JB's albums that just missed his top 10: It Hugs Back, Bent Shapes, Kal Marks, Slowdim
- JK's bubbling under albums: Iceage, Diarrhea Planet, Deer Tick, Swearin', Mudhoney, YLT
- JB's #10
- Joey Sweeney's second solo album
- JK's #10
- Great return to form for Barrence Whitfield
- JB's 9
- Guillermo Sexo album was picked up by Midriff Records
- JK's #9 and JB's #8 are the same
- Ovlov plays the hot rock
- Exploding in Sound label had a monster year
- Music scene in the Boston area is terrific right now
- JK's #8
- Future of the Left's latest album was crowdfunded
- JB's #7
- Beyonce's new album release isn't that groundbreaking
- Calories did it last month
- The upside of releasing "pay what you want" music
- JK's #7
- Savages' debut album is excellent
- JB's #6
- Radiator Hospital is another Philly act with a fine 2013 release
- To be continued
Music:
Guillermo Sexo - Fall Lens
Calories - Neighbours
Savages - She Will
Completely Conspicuous is available through the iTunes podcast directory. Subscribe and write a review!
The Guillermo Sexo song is on the album Dark Spring on Midriff Records. Download the song for free at Soundcloud.
The Calories song is on the album Calories III. Download the song for free at Bandcamp.
The Savages song is on the album Silence Yourself on Matador. Download the song for free as part of the Matador Intended Play 2013 sampler on Amazon.
The opening and closing theme of Completely Conspicuous is "Theme to Big F'in Pants" by Jay Breitling. Find out more about Senor Breitling at his fine music blog Clicky Clicky. Voiceover work is courtesy of James Gralian.
Saturday, December 14, 2013
Stuck In Thee Garage #14: December 13, 2013
Friday the 13th is traditionally considered a bad luck day, but Stuck In Thee Garage rocked it up good. I rolled out some new Swervedriver, threw in some old stuff you probably haven't heard in a while and played an hour of soundtrack songs in hour 2.
I'd wager to guess even the Voorhees boy enjoyed the show. Although it's very clear that boy ain't right.
The playlist:
Artist - Song/Album
Hour 1
Swervedriver - Deep Wound/Deep Wound EP
PUP - Reservoir/Pup
Capsula - Seven Crimes/Solar Secrets
The New Highway Hymnal - Side A/Reverb Room EP
Kurt Vile - Never Run Away/Wakin' on a Pretty Daze
Shy Boys - Is This Who You Are/Shy Boys
Dog Day - Wasted/Fade Out
Ian Rubbish and the Bizarros - Living in the Gutter/The Best of Ian Rubbish EP
Disappears - Replicate/Pre Language
The Cars - Cruiser/Shake It Up
Faith No More - Midlife Crisis/Angel Dust
Peeping Tom (feat. Norah Jones) - Sucker/Peeping Tom
L7 - Pretend We're Dead/Bricks Are Heavy
Torche - Kicking/Harmonicraft
Hour 2: Soundtrack songs
Curtis Mayfield - Freddie's Dead (Theme from Superfly)/Superfly
Kool and the Gang - Jungle Boogie/Pulp Fiction
Prince - Baby I'm a Star/Purple Rain
Dinosaur Jr. and Del the Funkee Homosapien - Missing Link/Judgment Night
Chris Cornell - Seasons/Singles
Eddie Vedder - Society/Into the Wild
Mark Lanegan - Man in the Long Black Coat/I'm Not There
Elliott Smith - Say Yes/Good Will Hunting
The Dirty Mac - Yer Blues/The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus
Stealers Wheel - Stuck in the Middle With You/Reservoir Dogs
The Who - Cut My Hair/Quadrophenia
Steely Dan - FM/FM
Sweet - Fox on the Run/Dazed and Confused
The Ramones - Rock 'n Roll High School/Rock 'n Roll High School
Fear - I Don't Care About You/The Decline of Western Civilization
Iggy Pop - Repo Man/Repo Man
I'd wager to guess even the Voorhees boy enjoyed the show. Although it's very clear that boy ain't right.
The playlist:
Artist - Song/Album
Hour 1
Swervedriver - Deep Wound/Deep Wound EP
PUP - Reservoir/Pup
Capsula - Seven Crimes/Solar Secrets
The New Highway Hymnal - Side A/Reverb Room EP
Kurt Vile - Never Run Away/Wakin' on a Pretty Daze
Shy Boys - Is This Who You Are/Shy Boys
Dog Day - Wasted/Fade Out
Ian Rubbish and the Bizarros - Living in the Gutter/The Best of Ian Rubbish EP
Disappears - Replicate/Pre Language
The Cars - Cruiser/Shake It Up
Faith No More - Midlife Crisis/Angel Dust
Peeping Tom (feat. Norah Jones) - Sucker/Peeping Tom
L7 - Pretend We're Dead/Bricks Are Heavy
Torche - Kicking/Harmonicraft
Hour 2: Soundtrack songs
Curtis Mayfield - Freddie's Dead (Theme from Superfly)/Superfly
Kool and the Gang - Jungle Boogie/Pulp Fiction
Prince - Baby I'm a Star/Purple Rain
Dinosaur Jr. and Del the Funkee Homosapien - Missing Link/Judgment Night
Chris Cornell - Seasons/Singles
Eddie Vedder - Society/Into the Wild
Mark Lanegan - Man in the Long Black Coat/I'm Not There
Elliott Smith - Say Yes/Good Will Hunting
The Dirty Mac - Yer Blues/The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus
Stealers Wheel - Stuck in the Middle With You/Reservoir Dogs
The Who - Cut My Hair/Quadrophenia
Steely Dan - FM/FM
Sweet - Fox on the Run/Dazed and Confused
The Ramones - Rock 'n Roll High School/Rock 'n Roll High School
Fear - I Don't Care About You/The Decline of Western Civilization
Iggy Pop - Repo Man/Repo Man
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Completely Conspicuous 306: Mystery Achievement
Part 3 of my conversation with guest Brian Salvatore as we look back at the
music of 1980. Listen to the episode below or download it directly (right click and "save as").
Show notes:
- Recorded via Skype
- Jay's #3
- Bowie's last great album?
- Jay: Tin Machine was an interesting experiment
- Brian's #2
- Sandinista! is a bloated, but great, album
- The Clash went to great lengths to keep price down
- A little better than Extreme's triple album
- A case study of success going to a band's 'head'
- TV theme producer Mike Post produced VH III
- Jay's #2 pick is Brian's #1
- Brian: "Once in a Lifetime" is one of the stranger smash hits of all time
- Great albums created after a serious case of writer's block
- Jay's #1
- Pretenders debut is flawless
- Band only formed two years earlier
- Half the band was dead within three years
- Crappy recording techniques hadn't started yet in 1980
- Next up: 1998
Music:
Shy Boys - Is This Who You Are
Dog Day - Wasted
Completely Conspicuous is available through the iTunes podcast directory. Subscribe and write a review!
The Shy Boys song is on the band's self-titled album on High Dive. Download it for free at Soundcloud.
The Dog Day song is on the album Fade Out on Fundog Records. Download the song for free at Chromewaves.
The opening and closing theme of Completely Conspicuous is "Theme to Big F'in Pants" by Jay Breitling. Find out more about Senor Breitling at his fine music blog Clicky Clicky. Voiceover work is courtesy of James Gralian.
Show notes:
- Recorded via Skype
- Jay's #3
- Bowie's last great album?
- Jay: Tin Machine was an interesting experiment
- Brian's #2
- Sandinista! is a bloated, but great, album
- The Clash went to great lengths to keep price down
- A little better than Extreme's triple album
- A case study of success going to a band's 'head'
- TV theme producer Mike Post produced VH III
- Jay's #2 pick is Brian's #1
- Brian: "Once in a Lifetime" is one of the stranger smash hits of all time
- Great albums created after a serious case of writer's block
- Jay's #1
- Pretenders debut is flawless
- Band only formed two years earlier
- Half the band was dead within three years
- Crappy recording techniques hadn't started yet in 1980
- Next up: 1998
Music:
Shy Boys - Is This Who You Are
Dog Day - Wasted
PUP - Reservoir
Completely Conspicuous is available through the iTunes podcast directory. Subscribe and write a review!
The Shy Boys song is on the band's self-titled album on High Dive. Download it for free at Soundcloud.
The Dog Day song is on the album Fade Out on Fundog Records. Download the song for free at Chromewaves.
The PUP song is on the band's self-released and self-titled album. Download the song for free at Bandcamp.
The opening and closing theme of Completely Conspicuous is "Theme to Big F'in Pants" by Jay Breitling. Find out more about Senor Breitling at his fine music blog Clicky Clicky. Voiceover work is courtesy of James Gralian.
Saturday, December 07, 2013
Stuck In Thee Garage #13: December 6, 2013
Lucky show #13 of Stuck In Thee Garage started off with a bang yesterday and ended with an hour of doom and gloom songs as the theme was music for the apocalypse. It was almost enough to drive one to drink.
Here's the playlist:
Artist - Song/Album
Hour 1
The Mighty Fine (feat. Greg Dulli) - Ready to Roar/Get Up to Get Down
The Harmonica Lewinskies - Jesus Christ is Just Rock and Roll/Jesus Christ is Just Rock and Roll
Ben Kweller - Wasted and Ready/Sha Sha
Diarrhea Planet - Babyhead/I'm Rich Beyond Your Wildest Dreams
Idiot Genes - Soaked Pillow/Lousey
Iceage - Everything Drifts/You're Nothing
MC5 - Skunk (Sonically Speaking)/High Time
The Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant/Never Mind the Bollocks, It's the Sex Pistols
Savages - I Am Here/Silence Yourself
Arcade Fire - Flashbulb Eyes/Reflektor
Bottomless Pit - Null Set/Shade Perennial
Minor Alps - Far From the Roses/Get There
Archers of Loaf - Web in Front/Icky Mettle
Mark Lanegan Band - Hit the City/Bubblegum
Queens of the Stone Age - Regular John/Queens of the Stone Age
Riverboat Gamblers - Ice Water/Something to Crow About
Hour 2: Apocalyptic songs
Neil Young - Revolution Blues/Live at the Bottom Line 1974
Peter Gabriel - Here Comes the Flood/Peter Gabriel (1977)
Elvis Costello - Waiting for the End of the World/My Aim is True
Steely Dan - Black Friday/Katy Lied
Built to Spill - Distopian Dream Girl/There's Nothing Wrong With Love
David Bowie - Five Years/The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
The Good, the Bad and the Queen - Kingdom of Doom/The Good, the Bad and the Queen
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - The World Stops Turning/Living With the Living
Fishbone - Party at Ground Zero/Fishbone
Iron Maiden - Two Minutes to Midnight/Powerslave
Black Sabbath - Electric Funeral/Paranoid
Mission of Burma - That's When I Reach for My Revolver/Live on WERS, 9/21/80
New Bomb Turks - Apocalyptic Dipstick/Information Highway Revisited
Jeff Buckley - Eternal Life/Grace
Here's the playlist:
Artist - Song/Album
Hour 1
The Mighty Fine (feat. Greg Dulli) - Ready to Roar/Get Up to Get Down
The Harmonica Lewinskies - Jesus Christ is Just Rock and Roll/Jesus Christ is Just Rock and Roll
Ben Kweller - Wasted and Ready/Sha Sha
Diarrhea Planet - Babyhead/I'm Rich Beyond Your Wildest Dreams
Idiot Genes - Soaked Pillow/Lousey
Iceage - Everything Drifts/You're Nothing
MC5 - Skunk (Sonically Speaking)/High Time
The Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant/Never Mind the Bollocks, It's the Sex Pistols
Savages - I Am Here/Silence Yourself
Arcade Fire - Flashbulb Eyes/Reflektor
Bottomless Pit - Null Set/Shade Perennial
Minor Alps - Far From the Roses/Get There
Archers of Loaf - Web in Front/Icky Mettle
Mark Lanegan Band - Hit the City/Bubblegum
Queens of the Stone Age - Regular John/Queens of the Stone Age
Riverboat Gamblers - Ice Water/Something to Crow About
Hour 2: Apocalyptic songs
Neil Young - Revolution Blues/Live at the Bottom Line 1974
Peter Gabriel - Here Comes the Flood/Peter Gabriel (1977)
Elvis Costello - Waiting for the End of the World/My Aim is True
Steely Dan - Black Friday/Katy Lied
Built to Spill - Distopian Dream Girl/There's Nothing Wrong With Love
David Bowie - Five Years/The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
The Good, the Bad and the Queen - Kingdom of Doom/The Good, the Bad and the Queen
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - The World Stops Turning/Living With the Living
Fishbone - Party at Ground Zero/Fishbone
Iron Maiden - Two Minutes to Midnight/Powerslave
Black Sabbath - Electric Funeral/Paranoid
Mission of Burma - That's When I Reach for My Revolver/Live on WERS, 9/21/80
New Bomb Turks - Apocalyptic Dipstick/Information Highway Revisited
Jeff Buckley - Eternal Life/Grace
Friday, December 06, 2013
Through the Past Dorkily: Do It Again
Editor's note: Through the Past Dorkily is a recurring feature that looks back at the embarrassingly dorky diary I kept as a 16-year-old in 1984.
Sunday, November 18, 1984
Song of the day: The Number of the Beast - Iron Maiden
I went to church. [A couple of friends] were there.
Later on we went to Methuen Mall. I didn't buy anything.
Heavy Metal from Hell was awesome tonight! Bruce Dickinson was at WBCN and he played some of his fave tunes. He also announced a new tour date. Get ready. Maiden and Sister at the Centrum on Jan. 23! Awesome! Too bad I can't go.
- The Barbarian
Monday, November 19, 1984
Song of the day: School - Supertramp
Top 5 at Five
1. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
2. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
3. Into the Fire - Dokken
4. Call to the Heart - Giuffria
5. Not Such a Bad Boy - Paul McCartney
Today was alright. Not much happened in school. I finally understand domain and range, and it's a good thing because we have a test in Adv Math tomorrow.
I bought my senior t-shirt, didn't like it and then sold it to [a buddy].
I got Holy Diver and Balls to the Wall today.
My contacts should be in tomorrow.
I had to pick Dad's car up from the gas station. I took it to the Post Office to get my stuff.
The financial aid workshop was boring. We left early. They talked to [one of my teachers]. He said I was a lazy bum. They didn't talk to anyone else.
- The Barbarian
Tuesday, November 20, 1984
Song of the day: Stand Up and Shout - Dio
Top 5 at Five
1. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
2. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
3. Tender Years - John Cafferty and Beaver Brown
4. Spellbound - Triumph
5. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
I handed in my camera obscura today.
[Cute girl] got a rose in her locker this morning from a secret admirer (actually, it was [redacted]). I don't think she really likes him.
I blew 2 questions on the Adv Math test. I think I did good on the Computers quiz.
I got [buddy] to give me a ride to [optometrist] after school. He wasn't there, so I hadda go home. I called the Plaistow office and they had the lenses in. I went and got it at 6:30.
I finished reading White Gold Wielder just before I went to bed.
Everything's ready. Sammy's at the kennel. Let's roll!
- The Barbarian
Wednesday, November 21, 1984
Song of the day: All We Are - Kim Mitchell
We left home at 7:15. It was nice and sunny out. I won't bore you with driving details. I drove about 100 miles. We got there at 6:30.
We had dinner and went to bed. Q107 is now the best rock station in Toronto. Chum FM plays crap like Tina Turner, Prince and Cyndi Lauper along with rock. We listened to WOUR 96.9 Utica/Rome NY for a lot of the way.
- The Barbarian
Thursday, November 22, 1984
Song of the day: Gimme Gimme Good Lovin' - Helix
Today Dad dropped Mom, me and JP off at the Eaton Centre. First we got our money changed at the bank. I got $40. I went to Music World and found the new Triumph album, Thunder Seven there! Awesome! I bought it along with Kim Mitchell's Akimbo Alogo. I also picked up the new Guitar World with Jeff Beck on the cover and the second issue of Metallion magazine.
Mom met [old friends] and we all had lunch at Mr. Greenjeans. I wanted to go shopping in the streets but Mom wanted to go home.
We went to [family friends'] house. They had a new dog that they were mistreating. It's a cocker spaniel. Cute.
- The Barbarian
P.S. Oh yeah, JP bought me a new pair of headphones.
Friday, November 23, 1984
Song of the day: That's a Man - Kim Mitchell.
Today kinda sucked. Mom dropped me and JP off at Scarborough Town Centre. I bought Deep Purple's Perfect Strangers and Helix's Walkin' the Razor's Edge. I also got 2 books, The Game by Ken Dryden and an NHL guide to the 1984-85 season. Then we had to wait 2 hours for Mom to come because something was wrong with the car. Anyhoo, we finally got home.
Later on, [family friends] came over for dinner. Fun stuff.
- The Barbarian
Saturday, November 24, 1984
Song of the day: Rock Out, Roll On - Triumph
Busy day. First we went to Scarborough to have breakfast at [redacted]'s house. [The son] is now 5 foot 8, has glasses and braces and is not hyper anymore. [His sister] is the same (height, attitude, etc.). [The father] was looking well. They're gonna buy a $200,000 house.
Then went to [redacted]'s house. [Older son] is 8 now. He's got a little brother, who's 1 1/2 years old. Cute little bugger.
Next was [redacted]'s house. We had dinner and then had to stay over because they asked. I had no toothbrush or new clothes or anything. Oh well.
While at the Morningside Mall with Mom and [redacted] earlier, I bought Vices by Kick Axe.
[Redacted]'s skinnier, [her brother]'s still a little kook. He's collecting comics now.
- The Barbarian
Sunday, November 25, 1984
Song of the day: Lager and Ale - Kim Mitchell
We got up at 10, had breakfast and then met Mom and Dad at [redacted]'s house. We were there for a while. [Daughter]'s all grown up now. She doesn't talk as much as before. Then Dad dropped me off at Pickering. I went in the building and was waiting for [an old buddy] when I met [a kid I knew from elementary school]. He was pretty friendly. He was in a hurry but he asked me to give [my buddy] my address so he could write me a letter. Wow. [Buddy] cane down and we went to the flea market. He still looks the same. We talked about just about everything. We went to the new sports complex and hung out there. It's awesome. It's got a hockey rink, swimming pool and more. We met [two other old buddies of mine] who were skating there. We all talked for a while. Then me and [first buddy] went to the Go station where I got a ticket for the 6 o'clock train. I gave him $10 since I didn't need the money anymore. I took the train and subway home. We had dinner with [redacted]. Dad got drunk and fell asleep. Ha.
- The Barbarian
Monday, November 26, 1984
Song of the day: Under the Gun - Deep Purple
We got up at 4:30 and left at 5. It was so foggy you couldn't see 2 feet in front of you. We had to stop and wait for an hour for it to clear. Even then, it wasn't that good. But somehow, we made it home all right. I drove good.
We got home at 7. We picked up Sammy. Everything was how we left it.
A good trip.
- The Barbarian
Tuesday, November 27, 1984
Song of the day: Heavy Metal Shuffle - Kick Axe
Top 5 at Five
1. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
2. Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix
3. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
4. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
5. Steel Claw - Tina Turner
Back to school again. I got a 45/50 on that Daphnia lab. We took a quiz in Adv Math. I did good. I got a 49 on that Computers quiz. I can't believe it.
After school, me and Jeremy went to [classmate]'s house for a Junior class crafts fair meeting. I needed the ride home so I came. [Various friends] were there. We stayed until 3:30.
- The Barbarian
Wednesday, November 28, 1984
Song of the day: Killing Time - Triumph
Top 5 at Five
1. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
2. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
3. Call to the Heart - Giuffria
4. Heaven's On Fire - KISS
5. Heaven - Bryan Adams
Pretty boring day. There was massive fog rolling around. [Cute girl] is getting pretty friendly. Who knows.
Went to the Youth Enquirers meeting at 3:30. It was just us and the Rev.'s daughter.
- The Barbarian
Thursday, November 29, 1984
Song of the day: Summer of '69 - Bryan Adams
Top 5 at Five
1. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
2. Move It On Over - George Thorogood
3. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
4. Our Love - Krokus
5. Do It Again - The Kinks
I got an A on my camera obscura. [Teacher] wasn't at school today. [Goofball classmate] was back in school today. Oh, jump for joy.
I came home and just slept.
- The Barbarian
Friday, November 30, 1984
Song of the day: Cool Down - Triumph
Top 5 of the Week
1. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
2. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
3. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
4. Heaven's On Fire - KISS
5. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
Everything was fine until 4th period. Then I found out I got a 64 on that test we took! Plus we took a quiz that I totally flunked! Why can't I get an A in there?
Then I fell asleep in Psychology. I didn't get my program done, either.
[Hot chick] told me that [reporter] from the Carriage Towne News took a picture of me on Dress-Up Day that's going in the paper. The caption reads: The Gay Blade is alive and well at Sanborn. Great.
I went out and bought 5 comics today. I'm back in the saddle.
I also went to the Bucket. I talked to [two buddies] and the luscious [redacted]. She's hot!
- The Barbarian
Saturday, December 1, 1984
Song of the day: A Gypsy's Kiss - Deep Purple
I got up at 6:40. [Buddy] picked me up at 7:45 and we went to the Achievement Tests. We got in there just as the first group of 15 were sent in. The guy wouldn't let us go with them, so we had to wait til 9. We finally got started at 9:15. The tests weren't that bad. English was easy, Lit you really can't tell and Math I'm hoping for the best. I hope I do good!
We were the last people out. Geez. We went to McDonalds for lunch and then home.
I drove Mom to Methuen where I got 7 comics. Then we went to the Bucket and came home. After that, I picked up a pizza from the plaza.
- The Barbarian
Sunday, December 2, 1984
Song of the day: Time Goes By - Triumph
I slept in this morning and didn't go to church. When I took the garbage to the dump, I kep going past the house on the way back. I went to Westville and picked up Thor 352, Rom 63 and the last Marvel Team Up 150. I then zipped and was home at 12:05 or so.
Later on, I had to go to the Westville Supply to return something. Then I went into Westville and got Capt. America 302, Hulk 304 and Iceman 2.
I did the first essay on my Yale application.
- The Barbarian
Monday, December 3, 1984
Song of the day: Do It Again - The Kinks
Top 5 at Five
1. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
2. Do It Again - The Kinks
3. Flying High Again - Ozzy Osbourne
4. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
5. Spellbound - Triumph
Typical Monday. Well, it wasn't that bad. Me and [classmate] got our enlargements done. The Field Bio test went alright. I hope I get an A. I got an A on that Psychology test. I get till tomorrow to hand in my program.
I got a ride home from [buddy] because Jeremy had track practice. [Classmate] trashed his car on Friday on Hunt Rd. What a joke!
Jeremy told me of a comic shop in Salem. It's on the strip way at the end. Me and [buddy] want to go there on the weekend.
I moved my comic boxes around. 2 of them are out by my record box where I can get at 'em! The Second Renaissance of Comics, Kumar style!
- The Barbarian
Tuesday, December 4, 1984
Song of the day: Dazed and Confused (live) - Led Zep
Top 5 at Five
1. Do It Again - The Kinks
2. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
3. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
4. Don't Worry Baby - Los Lobos
5. Heaven's On Fire - KISS
What a day! Whew! I got a 79 on that Field Bio test. I couldn't believe it!
[Journalism teacher] got a letter from the editor of The Kingstonian about my story. He wanted an apology. [Teacher] started giving me crap and giving the whole class a lecture on libel. It really isn't that bad a case, but he wanted to get a point across. I think the "boring rag" line was what did it. Oh well. I have to write an apology now. Beat.
In computers, I didn't get my program to work and I'll probably get an F on it. Beat.
I got Song Remains the Same from RCA today. Awesome.
I bought comics from Westville. Cap 303, Peter Parker 99, Beauty/Beast 2, Daredevil 216, Groo 001, Teen Titans 50 and 51. Good stuff.
- The Barbarian
Wednesday, December 5, 1984
Song of the day: Sunset Grill - Don Henley
Top 5 at Five
1. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
2. Do It Again - The Kinks
3. Metal Health - Quiet Riot
4. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
5. Don't Worry Baby - Los Lobos
Another great day. Ever since I got back from Toronto, school has really sucked! I got a 100 on one quiz, 19 on another in Adv Math. I lost points on that test and got a 60. I don't know. I got a D on that program. I hope I did good on that quiz we took.
After school, Jeremy came in to look at my comics. I let him borrow some. Then we went to his house and he let me borrow a whole humongo stack of his. All the X-Men I missed, Secret Wars, Titans and tons more. Plus he gave me Avengers 249 and Thor 349.
We went to church later.
- The Barbarian
Thursday, December 6, 1984
Song of the day: Don't Eat That Yellow Snow - Frank Zappa
Top 5 at Five
1. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
2. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
3. Stranger in Town - Toto
4. The Old Man Down the Road - John Fogerty
5. Don't Worry Baby - Los Lobos
Snow! We finally got some snow. About half a foot. There was a 2-hour school delay this morning. I just sat around reading comics.
We missed 1st and 2nd periods and had the rest of the classes. I got a 20 on that Adv Math notebook quiz. If I don't get my act together, my class rank will be all shot to hell! We've got another quiz tomorrow. Great. I also have a Psych test tomorrow. Should be easy. I got an 84 on that Computers quiz. Phew!
[Cute girl]'s pretty awesome!
- The Barbarian
Postscript: Whew! Lots going on here. The Toronto trip wasn't my first return since moving away. My brother and I spent two weeks up there in the summer of '83, but this was the first we'd all gone back. Hence all the visits with friends and relatives. It was cool to go back to Pickering, where I'd spent the last seven years before moving to the U.S. Sadly, I've lost touch with most of my friends from those days; of the core group of four or five guys who used to hang out all the time, I'm the only one on Facebook as far as I know. I've sort of connected with one of the guys, who's on Twitter but never tweets. I next went up to Toronto in the summer of '86, I think, with a buddy of mine. And have gone up every few years or so since then. This was also a cool trip because I was able to get some highway driving in.
School's a struggle. I'm not sure if I was just screwing off too much or what, but I don't remember all these shitty grades. Good thing they had no bearing on my adult life, huh?
I had forgotten about the whole Journalism class thing. We had a page in one of the local papers that we contributed to and for some reason they decided not to run it anymore. So I guess wrote a little opinion piece in the paper we jumped to, basically ripping on the other paper. Ruffled a few feathers. It blew over.
I was big into comics for the last few years I lived in Toronto and then in Washington state when we lived there. For some reason, I stopped reading them after we got to New Hampshire. But I guess seeing my cousin's collection while in Toronto got me interested again, and I jumped back into it with gusto when we got home. One thing for sure, I've always been good at spending money on entertainment.
I still enjoy the Can-Rock that nobody down here's heard of. Like Kim Mitchell, who used to be the frontman for Max Webster. Who? Exactly. Dude's a legend up in Canada. Kinda weird-looking but a helluva guitarist. He had minor success Stateside in '85 with "Go For Soda," which everyone thought was an anti-drinking song. The same album had a few odes to getting schnockered, including this song:
Sunday, November 18, 1984
Song of the day: The Number of the Beast - Iron Maiden
I went to church. [A couple of friends] were there.
Later on we went to Methuen Mall. I didn't buy anything.
Heavy Metal from Hell was awesome tonight! Bruce Dickinson was at WBCN and he played some of his fave tunes. He also announced a new tour date. Get ready. Maiden and Sister at the Centrum on Jan. 23! Awesome! Too bad I can't go.
- The Barbarian
Monday, November 19, 1984
Song of the day: School - Supertramp
Top 5 at Five
1. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
2. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
3. Into the Fire - Dokken
4. Call to the Heart - Giuffria
5. Not Such a Bad Boy - Paul McCartney
Today was alright. Not much happened in school. I finally understand domain and range, and it's a good thing because we have a test in Adv Math tomorrow.
I bought my senior t-shirt, didn't like it and then sold it to [a buddy].
I got Holy Diver and Balls to the Wall today.
My contacts should be in tomorrow.
I had to pick Dad's car up from the gas station. I took it to the Post Office to get my stuff.
The financial aid workshop was boring. We left early. They talked to [one of my teachers]. He said I was a lazy bum. They didn't talk to anyone else.
- The Barbarian
Tuesday, November 20, 1984
Song of the day: Stand Up and Shout - Dio
Top 5 at Five
1. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
2. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
3. Tender Years - John Cafferty and Beaver Brown
4. Spellbound - Triumph
5. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
I handed in my camera obscura today.
[Cute girl] got a rose in her locker this morning from a secret admirer (actually, it was [redacted]). I don't think she really likes him.
I blew 2 questions on the Adv Math test. I think I did good on the Computers quiz.
I got [buddy] to give me a ride to [optometrist] after school. He wasn't there, so I hadda go home. I called the Plaistow office and they had the lenses in. I went and got it at 6:30.
I finished reading White Gold Wielder just before I went to bed.
Everything's ready. Sammy's at the kennel. Let's roll!
- The Barbarian
Wednesday, November 21, 1984
Song of the day: All We Are - Kim Mitchell
We left home at 7:15. It was nice and sunny out. I won't bore you with driving details. I drove about 100 miles. We got there at 6:30.
We had dinner and went to bed. Q107 is now the best rock station in Toronto. Chum FM plays crap like Tina Turner, Prince and Cyndi Lauper along with rock. We listened to WOUR 96.9 Utica/Rome NY for a lot of the way.
- The Barbarian
Thursday, November 22, 1984
Song of the day: Gimme Gimme Good Lovin' - Helix
Today Dad dropped Mom, me and JP off at the Eaton Centre. First we got our money changed at the bank. I got $40. I went to Music World and found the new Triumph album, Thunder Seven there! Awesome! I bought it along with Kim Mitchell's Akimbo Alogo. I also picked up the new Guitar World with Jeff Beck on the cover and the second issue of Metallion magazine.
Mom met [old friends] and we all had lunch at Mr. Greenjeans. I wanted to go shopping in the streets but Mom wanted to go home.
We went to [family friends'] house. They had a new dog that they were mistreating. It's a cocker spaniel. Cute.
- The Barbarian
P.S. Oh yeah, JP bought me a new pair of headphones.
Friday, November 23, 1984
Song of the day: That's a Man - Kim Mitchell.
Today kinda sucked. Mom dropped me and JP off at Scarborough Town Centre. I bought Deep Purple's Perfect Strangers and Helix's Walkin' the Razor's Edge. I also got 2 books, The Game by Ken Dryden and an NHL guide to the 1984-85 season. Then we had to wait 2 hours for Mom to come because something was wrong with the car. Anyhoo, we finally got home.
Later on, [family friends] came over for dinner. Fun stuff.
- The Barbarian
Saturday, November 24, 1984
Song of the day: Rock Out, Roll On - Triumph
Busy day. First we went to Scarborough to have breakfast at [redacted]'s house. [The son] is now 5 foot 8, has glasses and braces and is not hyper anymore. [His sister] is the same (height, attitude, etc.). [The father] was looking well. They're gonna buy a $200,000 house.
Then went to [redacted]'s house. [Older son] is 8 now. He's got a little brother, who's 1 1/2 years old. Cute little bugger.
Next was [redacted]'s house. We had dinner and then had to stay over because they asked. I had no toothbrush or new clothes or anything. Oh well.
While at the Morningside Mall with Mom and [redacted] earlier, I bought Vices by Kick Axe.
[Redacted]'s skinnier, [her brother]'s still a little kook. He's collecting comics now.
- The Barbarian
Sunday, November 25, 1984
Song of the day: Lager and Ale - Kim Mitchell
We got up at 10, had breakfast and then met Mom and Dad at [redacted]'s house. We were there for a while. [Daughter]'s all grown up now. She doesn't talk as much as before. Then Dad dropped me off at Pickering. I went in the building and was waiting for [an old buddy] when I met [a kid I knew from elementary school]. He was pretty friendly. He was in a hurry but he asked me to give [my buddy] my address so he could write me a letter. Wow. [Buddy] cane down and we went to the flea market. He still looks the same. We talked about just about everything. We went to the new sports complex and hung out there. It's awesome. It's got a hockey rink, swimming pool and more. We met [two other old buddies of mine] who were skating there. We all talked for a while. Then me and [first buddy] went to the Go station where I got a ticket for the 6 o'clock train. I gave him $10 since I didn't need the money anymore. I took the train and subway home. We had dinner with [redacted]. Dad got drunk and fell asleep. Ha.
- The Barbarian
Monday, November 26, 1984
Song of the day: Under the Gun - Deep Purple
We got up at 4:30 and left at 5. It was so foggy you couldn't see 2 feet in front of you. We had to stop and wait for an hour for it to clear. Even then, it wasn't that good. But somehow, we made it home all right. I drove good.
We got home at 7. We picked up Sammy. Everything was how we left it.
A good trip.
- The Barbarian
Tuesday, November 27, 1984
Song of the day: Heavy Metal Shuffle - Kick Axe
Top 5 at Five
1. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
2. Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix
3. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
4. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
5. Steel Claw - Tina Turner
Back to school again. I got a 45/50 on that Daphnia lab. We took a quiz in Adv Math. I did good. I got a 49 on that Computers quiz. I can't believe it.
After school, me and Jeremy went to [classmate]'s house for a Junior class crafts fair meeting. I needed the ride home so I came. [Various friends] were there. We stayed until 3:30.
- The Barbarian
Wednesday, November 28, 1984
Song of the day: Killing Time - Triumph
Top 5 at Five
1. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
2. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
3. Call to the Heart - Giuffria
4. Heaven's On Fire - KISS
5. Heaven - Bryan Adams
Pretty boring day. There was massive fog rolling around. [Cute girl] is getting pretty friendly. Who knows.
Went to the Youth Enquirers meeting at 3:30. It was just us and the Rev.'s daughter.
- The Barbarian
Thursday, November 29, 1984
Song of the day: Summer of '69 - Bryan Adams
Top 5 at Five
1. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
2. Move It On Over - George Thorogood
3. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
4. Our Love - Krokus
5. Do It Again - The Kinks
I got an A on my camera obscura. [Teacher] wasn't at school today. [Goofball classmate] was back in school today. Oh, jump for joy.
I came home and just slept.
- The Barbarian
Friday, November 30, 1984
Song of the day: Cool Down - Triumph
Top 5 of the Week
1. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
2. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
3. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
4. Heaven's On Fire - KISS
5. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
Everything was fine until 4th period. Then I found out I got a 64 on that test we took! Plus we took a quiz that I totally flunked! Why can't I get an A in there?
Then I fell asleep in Psychology. I didn't get my program done, either.
[Hot chick] told me that [reporter] from the Carriage Towne News took a picture of me on Dress-Up Day that's going in the paper. The caption reads: The Gay Blade is alive and well at Sanborn. Great.
I went out and bought 5 comics today. I'm back in the saddle.
I also went to the Bucket. I talked to [two buddies] and the luscious [redacted]. She's hot!
- The Barbarian
Saturday, December 1, 1984
Song of the day: A Gypsy's Kiss - Deep Purple
I got up at 6:40. [Buddy] picked me up at 7:45 and we went to the Achievement Tests. We got in there just as the first group of 15 were sent in. The guy wouldn't let us go with them, so we had to wait til 9. We finally got started at 9:15. The tests weren't that bad. English was easy, Lit you really can't tell and Math I'm hoping for the best. I hope I do good!
We were the last people out. Geez. We went to McDonalds for lunch and then home.
I drove Mom to Methuen where I got 7 comics. Then we went to the Bucket and came home. After that, I picked up a pizza from the plaza.
- The Barbarian
Sunday, December 2, 1984
Song of the day: Time Goes By - Triumph
I slept in this morning and didn't go to church. When I took the garbage to the dump, I kep going past the house on the way back. I went to Westville and picked up Thor 352, Rom 63 and the last Marvel Team Up 150. I then zipped and was home at 12:05 or so.
Later on, I had to go to the Westville Supply to return something. Then I went into Westville and got Capt. America 302, Hulk 304 and Iceman 2.
I did the first essay on my Yale application.
- The Barbarian
Monday, December 3, 1984
Song of the day: Do It Again - The Kinks
Top 5 at Five
1. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
2. Do It Again - The Kinks
3. Flying High Again - Ozzy Osbourne
4. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
5. Spellbound - Triumph
Typical Monday. Well, it wasn't that bad. Me and [classmate] got our enlargements done. The Field Bio test went alright. I hope I get an A. I got an A on that Psychology test. I get till tomorrow to hand in my program.
I got a ride home from [buddy] because Jeremy had track practice. [Classmate] trashed his car on Friday on Hunt Rd. What a joke!
Jeremy told me of a comic shop in Salem. It's on the strip way at the end. Me and [buddy] want to go there on the weekend.
I moved my comic boxes around. 2 of them are out by my record box where I can get at 'em! The Second Renaissance of Comics, Kumar style!
- The Barbarian
Tuesday, December 4, 1984
Song of the day: Dazed and Confused (live) - Led Zep
Top 5 at Five
1. Do It Again - The Kinks
2. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
3. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
4. Don't Worry Baby - Los Lobos
5. Heaven's On Fire - KISS
What a day! Whew! I got a 79 on that Field Bio test. I couldn't believe it!
[Journalism teacher] got a letter from the editor of The Kingstonian about my story. He wanted an apology. [Teacher] started giving me crap and giving the whole class a lecture on libel. It really isn't that bad a case, but he wanted to get a point across. I think the "boring rag" line was what did it. Oh well. I have to write an apology now. Beat.
In computers, I didn't get my program to work and I'll probably get an F on it. Beat.
I got Song Remains the Same from RCA today. Awesome.
I bought comics from Westville. Cap 303, Peter Parker 99, Beauty/Beast 2, Daredevil 216, Groo 001, Teen Titans 50 and 51. Good stuff.
- The Barbarian
Wednesday, December 5, 1984
Song of the day: Sunset Grill - Don Henley
Top 5 at Five
1. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
2. Do It Again - The Kinks
3. Metal Health - Quiet Riot
4. I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner
5. Don't Worry Baby - Los Lobos
Another great day. Ever since I got back from Toronto, school has really sucked! I got a 100 on one quiz, 19 on another in Adv Math. I lost points on that test and got a 60. I don't know. I got a D on that program. I hope I did good on that quiz we took.
After school, Jeremy came in to look at my comics. I let him borrow some. Then we went to his house and he let me borrow a whole humongo stack of his. All the X-Men I missed, Secret Wars, Titans and tons more. Plus he gave me Avengers 249 and Thor 349.
We went to church later.
- The Barbarian
Thursday, December 6, 1984
Song of the day: Don't Eat That Yellow Snow - Frank Zappa
Top 5 at Five
1. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town - Bruce Springsteen
2. The Boys of Summer - Don Henley
3. Stranger in Town - Toto
4. The Old Man Down the Road - John Fogerty
5. Don't Worry Baby - Los Lobos
Snow! We finally got some snow. About half a foot. There was a 2-hour school delay this morning. I just sat around reading comics.
We missed 1st and 2nd periods and had the rest of the classes. I got a 20 on that Adv Math notebook quiz. If I don't get my act together, my class rank will be all shot to hell! We've got another quiz tomorrow. Great. I also have a Psych test tomorrow. Should be easy. I got an 84 on that Computers quiz. Phew!
[Cute girl]'s pretty awesome!
- The Barbarian
Postscript: Whew! Lots going on here. The Toronto trip wasn't my first return since moving away. My brother and I spent two weeks up there in the summer of '83, but this was the first we'd all gone back. Hence all the visits with friends and relatives. It was cool to go back to Pickering, where I'd spent the last seven years before moving to the U.S. Sadly, I've lost touch with most of my friends from those days; of the core group of four or five guys who used to hang out all the time, I'm the only one on Facebook as far as I know. I've sort of connected with one of the guys, who's on Twitter but never tweets. I next went up to Toronto in the summer of '86, I think, with a buddy of mine. And have gone up every few years or so since then. This was also a cool trip because I was able to get some highway driving in.
School's a struggle. I'm not sure if I was just screwing off too much or what, but I don't remember all these shitty grades. Good thing they had no bearing on my adult life, huh?
I had forgotten about the whole Journalism class thing. We had a page in one of the local papers that we contributed to and for some reason they decided not to run it anymore. So I guess wrote a little opinion piece in the paper we jumped to, basically ripping on the other paper. Ruffled a few feathers. It blew over.
I was big into comics for the last few years I lived in Toronto and then in Washington state when we lived there. For some reason, I stopped reading them after we got to New Hampshire. But I guess seeing my cousin's collection while in Toronto got me interested again, and I jumped back into it with gusto when we got home. One thing for sure, I've always been good at spending money on entertainment.
I still enjoy the Can-Rock that nobody down here's heard of. Like Kim Mitchell, who used to be the frontman for Max Webster. Who? Exactly. Dude's a legend up in Canada. Kinda weird-looking but a helluva guitarist. He had minor success Stateside in '85 with "Go For Soda," which everyone thought was an anti-drinking song. The same album had a few odes to getting schnockered, including this song:
Tuesday, December 03, 2013
Completely Conspicuous 305: And the Cradle Will Rock...
Part 2 of my conversation with guest Brian Salvatore as we look back at the
music of 1980. Listen to the episode below or download it directly (right click and "save as").
Show notes:
- Recorded via Skype
- Roller disco was once a thing
- Brian: Mainstream American rock was in a slump
- Just missed Brian's top 5: Queen's The Game
- Lennon's Double Fantasy and McCartney II
- The legend of Linda
- Others include Peter Gabriel's Melt, the debut of the Lounge Lizards
- Jay: Blizzard of Ozz, Permanent Waves, Heaven and Hell, Empty Glass
- Townshend's writing style had changed
- Max Webster's Universal Juveniles
- Band combined Rush and Zappa influences
- 1980 was one of four years in Zappa's recording career he didn't release an album
- Brian's #5
- Pretenders' debut was amazing
- Jay's #5
- Back in Black was surprising given Bon Scott's death months earlier
- The expanding umbrella of classic rock
- Brian's #4
- Ozzy's solo debut reinvented his image
- Singers who don't write lyrics
- Jay's #4
- Jay: Melt is my favorite Gabriel album
- The greatness of Gabriel's early solo work
- Brian: Face Dances would be considered a great Townshend solo album
- Brian's #3
- Interesting debut from the Feelies
- Unlikely but successful Feelies comeback in recent years
- Rooting for local acts
- To be continued
Music:
The Harmonica Lewinskies - Jesus Christ is Just Rock and Roll
Idiot Genes - Soaked Pillow
Completely Conspicuous is available through the iTunes podcast directory. Subscribe and write a review!
The Harmonica Lewinskies song is available for free download (in exchange for your email address) at Bandcamp.
The Idiot Genes song is on the album Lousey. Download the song for free at Bandcamp.
The opening and closing theme of Completely Conspicuous is "Theme to Big F'in Pants" by Jay Breitling. Find out more about Senor Breitling at his fine music blog Clicky Clicky. Voiceover work is courtesy of James Gralian.
Show notes:
- Recorded via Skype
- Roller disco was once a thing
- Brian: Mainstream American rock was in a slump
- Just missed Brian's top 5: Queen's The Game
- Lennon's Double Fantasy and McCartney II
- The legend of Linda
- Others include Peter Gabriel's Melt, the debut of the Lounge Lizards
- Jay: Blizzard of Ozz, Permanent Waves, Heaven and Hell, Empty Glass
- Townshend's writing style had changed
- Max Webster's Universal Juveniles
- Band combined Rush and Zappa influences
- 1980 was one of four years in Zappa's recording career he didn't release an album
- Brian's #5
- Pretenders' debut was amazing
- Jay's #5
- Back in Black was surprising given Bon Scott's death months earlier
- The expanding umbrella of classic rock
- Brian's #4
- Ozzy's solo debut reinvented his image
- Singers who don't write lyrics
- Jay's #4
- Jay: Melt is my favorite Gabriel album
- The greatness of Gabriel's early solo work
- Brian: Face Dances would be considered a great Townshend solo album
- Brian's #3
- Interesting debut from the Feelies
- Unlikely but successful Feelies comeback in recent years
- Rooting for local acts
- To be continued
Music:
The Harmonica Lewinskies - Jesus Christ is Just Rock and Roll
Idiot Genes - Soaked Pillow
Tame Impala - Feels Like We Only Go Backwards (Chrome Canyon De-mix)
The Harmonica Lewinskies song is available for free download (in exchange for your email address) at Bandcamp.
The Idiot Genes song is on the album Lousey. Download the song for free at Bandcamp.
The Tame Impala song is on the album Lonerism on Modular Recordings. Download the remix of the song for free at Epitonic.
The opening and closing theme of Completely Conspicuous is "Theme to Big F'in Pants" by Jay Breitling. Find out more about Senor Breitling at his fine music blog Clicky Clicky. Voiceover work is courtesy of James Gralian.
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